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Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

Uh.... Please reblog this and cast as wide a net as possible

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

one of the cafes I go to sometimes has a loyalty card that says “coffee addict” on it. and as a recovering addict this immediately transported me into an alternate universe where bars have loyalty cards that say “ALCOHOLIC” right in the middle. would that be fucked or what

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

the thing with having chronic but very mild health issues is that they're annoying, sure, but they don't feel really bad enough to be worth getting checked out. but there's always that underlying worry of, but what if it's a sign of something bigger, something worth being actually worried about?