☽moonchild☾

literally every single thing I’ve ever said since day one has been dramatic I have to talk that way or I’ll die

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

"sports is a beautiful way of creating connections and finding community" and "sports will reach into the deepest recesses of your soul and draw out levels of hatred you thought yourself incapable of" are both true statements

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked my 1500 y/o vampire genetics professor Matthew Clairmont and he said your so-called historical "fact-check" is incorrect because he and his wife (who is the Avatar btw) were there when it happened and it definitely didn't happen the way you said it happened

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.