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I feel like public libraries don’t get enough hype. Like, you’re telling me all I have to do is give you my name and address and promise to bring the books back and I’m allowed to take as many as i want??? And I can check them out over and over again if I need to??? And I only pay if I damage or lose the book???? If this is where my tax money is going then please keep on taxing.

#well the limit at my library per person is 50 items at a time #a lot of libraries also have free things like zoo tickets and stuff!#and seed packets and free hygiene kits and computers w/ printing access and a copy machine!!#we have it all in a building the size of a medium sized gas station #oh and a pack of feral cats that live near us #and sometimes we get to watch the firemen that are directly next to us do cool tricks with the hoses #AND HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT OVERDRIVE/LIBBY???#AUDIOBOOK! BOOK ON PHONE! FREE W LIBRARY CARD! KILL AUDIBLE

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buglikeschaos

Branzy (THE CHARECTER BRANZY, NOT THE CREATOR) is a manipulative, lying, betraying, cheating little maniac, who only gets away with his shenanigans is because he can just… talk people out of it for r trick them into thinking it won’t happen this/next time. And then just does it again. Every time.

he is very smart and capable and such a little douchebag that it makes everyone regret red stone even being added in the game. I mean, he literally trapped THE untrappable player, and is still underestimated (mainly because killing him is like kicking a puppy).

#there’s something so deeply wrong w his character I love it #blorbos from my Minecraft

initiala

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

initiala

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

dogpuppy

throo

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

throo

We could have been eating him

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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

saltedsour

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

molabuddy

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

dogpuppy

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digitaldiscipline

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

0v9

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

geniusoflove

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

proheromidoriyashouto

the panties hit the floor

geniusoflove

you know it brother

an-american-whore

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

geniusoflove

you know what i wish you would tell me

parkchanwoohoo

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

parkchanwoohoo

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

andletforsakendidodie

a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”

wakingfromthewater

One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”

#likes charge and reblogs cast library gods send me a kid who loves torture #we rlly don’t have the books on hand for that in my branch but I too was a kid who loves torture #and now I’m in grad school so I’m fulfilling my childhood dreams #library posting

angel-derangement

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

angel-derangement

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

ablubluh

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

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dogpuppy

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

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