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sparkly v//s haul

🌷black dress - £59

🌷black bodysuit - £59

🌷pink stripey robe - £45

🌷pink and silver bra - £49

🌷pink sparkly pants - £14

🌷grey sparky bra - £45

🌷pink bralette - £20

BOOSTERS PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!

Haul from October, enjoy. But not complete, I will post explanation what will happen.

Prices:

♧ black hand bag 20€ 

♧ magnetic slime 5€ 

♧ black winter hat 5€ 

♧ puma socks 6€ (3 pairs) 

♧ unicorn socks 5€

♧ chilli socks 5€ 

♧ lingerie set 25€

♧ cat mirror 5€ 

♧ JBL headphones 30€ (boosting) 

♧ nike shoes 70€ twice 

♧ white mirror 5€ 

♧ color shampoo 1€ each 

♧ 3 permanent markers 1,5€ each 

♧ 2 hair dyes 5€ each 

♧ nivea cream 5€ 

♧ curaprox toothbrush and black paste 30€ 

♧ 5 orly nail polishes 10,5€ 

♧ l'oreal brow kit 11€ 

♧ lipstick 4€ 

♧ maybelline lipstick 10€ 

♧ 2 vichy night detox 20€ each 

♧ eucerin eye cream 20€ 

♧ real techniques 20€ 

♧ dermacol concealer 8€ 

♧ baby skin 8€ 

♧ neutrogena oil free moisturizer 10€ 

♧ caffeine shampoo  7€ 

♧ reebok black tshirt 22€ 

♧ russell burgundy tshirt 20€ 

♧ hair mask 3€ 

♧ chi hair oil 15€ 

Not pictured: 

♧ nail file 2€ 

♧ food 50€ (even more man) 

♧ eye tissue mask 4€ 

♧ leggings for my mom 20€ 

♧ UA hat for bf 20€

Like lil bitch please, are you jealous that someone else is bettering their standard of living and treating herself like the queen she is?

It’s her life and she’s gonna do what she wants, and if she wants a massage then power to her

Lolol I’m kinda defensive because that’s literally me, like I’m lifting so hard these days because I’m planning the most extra trip for my girlfriends and I, and I’m footing the bill because I want to

Like suite at a 5 star hotel and fucking veuve and Moët every night and lobster and fine dining and I’m bringing presents for everyone too ughhhh I’m so excited and feel so lucky that I can do this for my friends and treat everyone like the princesses they are

My method is sitting in the middle between my friends, and putting the tupperware container on my lap, then just pushing the plate to the edge of the table and letting it fall into it. I really love this method for if you’re in a tight spot!!

Grab the panties you want while squatting down. SAs understand squatting but there isn’t really a non-sus reason to sit on the floor. Like if I saw someone sitting on the floor I’d think 1) weird or 2) teenager lifting

You can just put them in the vs purse things they always offer you. Take the initiative to grab one yourself because they’re understaffed and I’ve found myself visibly looking for a SA for hell and not getting any.

Then this is the key to more success: while you’re in line to get a fitting room or waiting for an SA to come by (and I’ve waited 10 minutes before wtf) — definitely this is your chance to start casually sliding panties into your bag. Cover your hand moves by grabbing a bulky item like a sweater and casually draping that over your hands and arms. I’ve gotten 15 pairs of panties into my bag minimum every time doing this. Slide a few up your sleeve too if you have a small bag.

Now this is the most important part. CONCEAL ON BODY. Do not be the person who gets stopped at VS because they saw them and took them out of your purse. I have worn up to 30 pairs of panties out over my own underwear. I also like to stuff 3-4 into each underboob section.

Now at this point you can pretend to be interested in purchasing that bulky item and go over to cash! Where they keep all of their overpriced lotions.

I am genuinely obsessed with every aspect of this haul I wish I could wear everything at once!! And bitch my powder blue coat?? My black velvet mini? My extra af floor-length peasant dress?? Imma look like a snacc each and every day hell yeah

🌸Whistles🌸

• Annie green sparkle knit - £65.00

• Red Je Ne Sais Quoi sweater - £89.00

🌸Warehouse🌸

• Burgundy stripe lace sweater - £42.00

🌸Hobbs🌸

• Lara charcoal rib roll neck - £69.00

• Deep red daisy top - £29.00

🌸Next🌸

• Black flower print knitted dress - £32.00

• Black and pink glittery sheer tops - £44.00

🌸Oasis🌸

• Powder blue coat - £90.00

🌸Topshop🌸

• Lenni red velvet sequinned dress - £125.00

• Honey Punch black silk dress - £58.00

🌸Urban Outfitters🌸

• Pink peasant maxi dress - £185.00

• Green tartan mini dress - £40.00

• Black velvet mini dress - £39.00

• Flame print mesh top - £26.00

• Yellow polka dot dress - £150.00

🌸Waterstones🌸

• Blooming Wisteria 2019 diary - £13.99

🌸Boots🌸

• Ingredients sheet masks - £5.00

• Masque bar silver foil sheet mask - £9.99

• Dead sea mineral clay masks x2 - £2.00

• Garnier tissue eye masks - £2.00

• Aussie hair masks - £4.00

• No7 hydrogel eye mask box - £15.00

• Avène gentle exfoliating gel wash - £9.00

• Avène micellar lotion - £13.00

🌸M&S🌸

• Florentyna powder puff - £7.50

• Autograph lipsticks x2 - £20.00

🌸Total: £1184.48🌸

(I have 0 followers im p sure no one will ever see this post but hey oh well.)

Fucking leARN HOW TO IMITATE A FEW DIFFERENT ACCENTS AND INCORPORATE IT INTO YOUR DAMN COSTUME. FUCKING THROW ON FRECKLES AND CONTOUR WEIRD AND BE BRITISH OR SOME SHIT.

they’ll be looking for the British chick next time. And that british chick is not u. U is u. Git gud.

I just read a post about how a lifter here conceals hangers (I literally just read it and then now I can’t find it, sorry) by pinning them to her back.

I just want to warn everyone to check hangers thoroughly. I was at a store that i frequent (for actual shopping) not to long ago just browsing, and I happened to pick up a shirt and look it over. For some reason I decided to take a peek at the hanger (shouldn’t have done this on the floor but curiosity got the better of me) and I noticed a small hole in the bottom of this wooden hanger. The thicker plastic ones had them too.

For some reason it struck me as odd, so I looked closer and there was a very faint flashing light inside the hole. I ended up taking it to try on so I could look closer. The fitting room was dark so I took the opportunity to ask the attendant why the hanger was flashing. She was okay talking to me because I always chat people up and make friends with atrendants.

IT’S A GPS TRACKER. It’s like those little tags you can get to put on your things and use an app to find where they are!! Not only will it set off the alarm, but they can pull up a program to see where it is.

Then she said they are working towards getting more discreet ones that are basically undetectable. They’re expensive but they have helped catch more people.

I left after chatting with her and got curious. I went into several other stores and 5/7 of them had some kind of security device on the hanger. Whether it was just a soft tag or a full on GPS tracker.

It’s becoming more common in my mall because it’s near a few high schools so the theft rate is really high.