Asian Lifter

lmao okay. i have footage of you on the phone too

Per request of my girl @pretzel-lift a peek at the haul to come.

aries: confident walkouts.

taurus: gets a job in LP just to improve their lifting strategies

gemini: lifting presents for their best friend

cancer: way too good at slight of hand that it’s scary???

leo: “should i boost this or keep it for myself?”

virgo: carries a hook and magnet at all times.

libra: researches a store for hours. calculates when SAs and LP aren’t as active.meticulously plans out how they are going to lift something.

scorpio: “is this guy plain clothes LP or just a creep?”

sagittarius: only lifts makeup

capricorn:*puts on job application that i am great at identifying shoplifters because i am one*

aquarius: self care hauls

Okay I want everyone to know not to give out any information. I know you guys probably trust other lifting blogs, but remember someone can always make a lifting blog just to get information from us. 

So here’s the story;

I was doing some research and decided to google “Shoplifting” and a lot of REAL articles popped up with tumblr blogs that are really popular and known throughout the lifting community. (Articles contained screenshots and all.) This scared me a lot because anyone can see these articles. Just because your tumblr won’t pop up when searched doesn’t mean people still can’t find a way to find it.

1. Be aware of when taking pictures of your hauls. DO NOT have all of your rooms showing just in case someone can identify your room. Try to take pictures of your items with solid colored backgrounds or sheets. 

2. Never give out your phone number, name, location. 

3. I would also recommend not giving out your age if you are over 18. You never really know who is on to you so for all you could know is someone could be investigating and counting up all your stolen goods.

4. Don’t describe stores that you stolen at too well. For example, Costco isn’t in every state, so don’t say I just lifted from Costco and then went across the street to Wet Seal. Believe it or not it is not hard to narrow down where the store is located.

My grandma used to save up to get Walmart moisturizer and now she’s using her brand of choice . She fucking loved it. Giving her nice name brand eyeshadow palletes and her Elizabeth arden and Clinique. If I could just lift perfume then she’d be set. And giving her pureology for her hair so she doesn’t have to use suave. Or fucking dish soap since they cut her social security again. And I caught her using dawn dish soap last month and cried and said never again. Never ever afuckingain. And she now has everything she’s ever drooled over from s@llys &ult@. She could open her own damn salon. And she’s started doing her hair again. I’m not going to go into personal details but my grandma has suffered 3 horrible deaths all in the last year and lives alone now.