I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST: REVISITED

An exhaustingly long re-write and reimagining of the popular 2013 creepypasta fancomic I Eat Pasta for Breakfast, with fluctuating degrees of story and art quality.

UPDATES ON THE 15TH OF EVERY MONTH

original comic by: CHIBI-WORKS writer and artist: @leechiourdes beta reader: @starboycaelum PROLOGUE | FIRST CHAPTER | LATEST CHAPTER

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This is exactly what it sounds like. This is where I will compile all the short stories that I write in between comic chapters for I Eat Pasta for Breakfast: Revisited. The first story is up now!

Story One (Homicidal Liu): Destroyed, Welded Back Together, and Destroyed Again Dollhouses

I've been working on this for a bit, and it's finally finished! I didn't fully shade or color the lineart since I feel like this ask has been waiting and rotting in my inbox for wayyyy too long and I just have to get it out the door already.

Six-year-old Lazari was basically just a normal girl with a typical life. She lived in a small house with her mother, attended school, played with her next-door neighbors whenever her mother allowed it, et cetera. The orange dress with pink flowers is an improved version of the dress she had in her flashback on Pg. 8 of the comic.

Ten-year-old Lazari is the Lazari we all currently know and love, the little girl who cares for those around her and is desperate to make others happy. Not much to add about her here.

Now we're getting into the speculative stuff. I'm not confirming or denying anything beyond age ten, so keep in mind that these descriptions may not be entirely accurate. Lazari may not even live this long... unless I will her to.

I imagine teenage Lazari to be the type of girl who would survive until the end of a cliched slasher movie, and not just because she herself is an anomaly. She's extremely reluctant to do "stereotypical teenage things" like smoke or drink or sneak out to go to parties, y'know, the kind of stuff that happens in 90s-2000s films featuring teenage characters. She definitely wouldn't start dating, and would probably just prioritize her friends and her studies. I imagine she snuck out exactly once to attend a house party a friend invited her to, she climbed out a window and fell to the ground, limped over to the party, was convinced to play spin the bottle with a bunch of people she barely knew, and when it was her turn she got so scared she ran all the way home and never did anything so "extreme" again.

She wears all sorts of cute little accessories in her antlers, bows and clips and half of a BFF necklace. I actually really like the look of the super cluttered girly antlers, so maybe I'll incorporate them into her official comic design once her antlers show up...

Forty-seven-year-old Lazari has had enough life experience to finally find her footing in the world. When I imagine a younger adult Lazari (like, maybe around age twenty-six), I imagine her as a graphic designer. But this older Lazari in her forties looks more like she's a hotel manager rather than an artist. I actually really like the idea of Laz running a hotel -- in specific, a "Hotel Transylvania"-esque hotel for anomalies. It would allow her to come full circle and be the one taking in people who need refuge, just like how she was taken in as a child by Slender years and years ago. She wears a crucifix necklace in one antler and her scapular in the other, because her affinity for putting random shit on her antlers for the sake of aura has not died, even after reaching middle-age.

I think I've said this before a couple of times, but Zalgo's children (zalgadites, NOT zalgoids -- zalgoids are a different kind of being all together) cannot die unless they are directly killed by something. Their lifespans are indefinite and can last as long as eternity if they are able to take care of themselves. A one hundred and ninety-eight year old Lazari is still very young compared to other zalgadites, with the oldest of her half-siblings having lived up to two thousand years old.

As zalgadites age, they begin to look more and more like their father. At some point, they become perfectly identical to hime, barring a few minor differences like size.

Illustrating Lazari looking as similar to her father as possible would be difficult, so instead I drew her to look like my earliest illustrations of Zalgo, from when the comic was first being planned. A huge mouth-eye thing with smaller eyes inside and big teeth with tongues sticking out. I never posted those early drawings, but maybe I will...eventually.

Wow, thanks for the help with the announcement, LILLY! I will try to include as many OCs as I can, so send yours for a chance of being featured!

FIRST CHAPTER OF THE YEAR AND ITS NOT EVEN A CHAPTER!! WOOHOO!! In all seriousness, these Intervals will usually come before a super long chapter, so look forward to Chapter Eight: No Man's Land.

A big announcement will be posted shortly after this goes up.

Play Limbus Company while waiting for me to finish the next update of Revisited please

Yesterday I posted a poll onto my main blog asking if people wanted to listen to the playlist I had created for Revisited, since a lot of the songs have foreshadowing to the future events of the story. The people decided that yes, it would be posted.

Many of these are instrumental songs with no lyrics at all. Some songs have lyrics though, and those that do have some heavy, heavy lore implications. Not all though... the songs whose lyrics I would recommend looking into are:

Once Upon a Dream preformed by Lana Del Rey

Children of the City by Mili

Aura by Ghost and Pals

Gone Angels by Mili

Still Feel. by Half Alive

How Did I Get Here by ODESZA

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen preformed by Pentatonix

The titles of many of the songs are important as well, and I would love to hear speculation about what they mean...

If someone makes a theory accurate enough, I'll give them a special surprise.

This playlist is basically the music I would use for a soundtrack if IEPFB:R was being made into a film or a television show, so I'm glad I get to share it here.

Chapter seven, and on time!! Even if it was postponed... This chapter was originally going to be much longer, but since I was pressed for time, I'm handing in what I have and including everything else in chapter eight.

Also, regarding Bloody Painter/Helen's gender... he is very much male, his pronouns are he/it, but he enjoys looking feminine and takes comfort in femininity. I guess you can call him a "femboy" in that regard but he doesn't like that label. He prefers to just be called a boy. Please do not misgender him!! I'm lowkey projecting onto him so that would be like misgendering me...

On the topic of Blair... family is very important to him. Very important to all zalgoids, actually. And Nezperdia? Hmm.... I wonder what that could be...

PROLOGUE | NEXT CHAPTER

A chapter of Revisited?? ON TIME?????

I rushed a bunch to get this chapter out on schedule, and I'm actually happy with how this one turned out. Its pretty up to quality for a chapter I was rushing to get out the door.

Blair is another one of Lazari's older half-siblings. You'll learn more about him eventually.

Oh, yeah, and this is also Ben's debut. Enjoy, Ben fans. Sorry he had to share his actual first chapter with Blair.