I try to make the worst seem better

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

An improvement

Sorry if you hear cowboy noises coming from my room I’m practicing being a cowboy

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth

great opportunity to sing born this way

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

goblin it is