Existence Is Pain. Never Eat Cooked Food Again.

I work in landscaping and the image of having to move snails out of my way but now they’re big™️ is cracking me up

::::) weeee like this ideaaa

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

is it good that I keep dying in other people's dreams

we think that as long as you are suffocating in spiderweb it's a good omen ::::)

in spider world. where there are spiders. the menus have numbers

yeah

can we digest your organs with our venom and consume you

in spider world. where there are spiders. the menus have numbers

yeah

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

ohoho. the spiders. we need to meet with your employer

jesse we need to be more spiders

i think every video game that has an arachnophobia mode that censors spiders should also have a mode that does the opposite and adds even more spiders to the game just for fun. because i like spiders :)

wee like you too ::::)

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

we could e a t h i m

O.h,,,, we Don’t like those,,,

We love you…… come hang out on the cieling woth uss…

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