Basic Witch

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

i don’t like how endings in real life come on so suddenly without making sense, without much warning. one minute you’re in the middle of something and the next it’s all a very long time ago and you’re a different person and none of it is ever coming back

The spirit of the internet existed LONG before it had an electronic vessel to inhabit.

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

9. I have made those jokes myself on occasion

10. white people jokes are hilarious and I constantly make them

I’ve reblogged this before but I feel like it needs to be brought back

I also constantly make white people jokes on myself