Live, Laugh, Crunch

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Theres a new service called nintendo switch offline and its called hanging with your boys. annual charge of a damn smile.

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

12:49 pm saturday voice: Maybe if i lock in enough i can get outof bed. Theres even the potential to eat food. I will continue to research this possibility for now. There are more questions to be asked

So how come it look’s the same in the hand as it does on the floor on top of a wrinkled dollar bill

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

I forced friend to play rugrats the screach for reptar for the ps1 and for the first few minutes I laughed so hard i started caughing violently because the idea of playing as a baby is so funny apparently

i wonder how new tom and jerry stuff has made use of our modern day fixtures. jerry sips up some boba tea and shoots the boba at tom from the straw like a gun? umm tom gets run over my a doordash driver? maybe some sort of air fryer gag? im sure theres potential