"Still think I'm a half-baked Avatar?"

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

So uh, everyone’s also feeling totally normal about this, huh?

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

explaining executive dysfunction to people is so embarrassing yeah I have the be useless for days at a time disease

what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

without girl tummy we would be nothing. without girl tummy we would be sooo fucked.

“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

Say thank you to people who make free stuff you can use however. Thank you repeating pattern artists, thank you texture artists, thank you background artists, thank you royalty free music artists, thank you font designers, thank you thank you thank you mwah mwah mwah

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

hey what the hell happened while I was on a plane for the past hour

just scrolled past four separate destiel memes. not a good sign

idk which sapphic needs to hear this but you being attracted to women and their bodies is not inherently dirty, perverted, or objectification. loving titties does not make you disturbed or gross, and i know you think you know this, but there are too many posts on here like “i feel so guilty for being attracted to women’s bodies” and that is internalized homophobia my friends

can they change the temperature outside to something else

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '