The monsters turned out to be just trees

all feminism goes out the window when it comes to getting railed by Harry on a table I’m ready to be a good housewife and submit to his 1984 totalitarian rule of the household how do you like your eggs king

we literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work

it should be illegal for society to make u do things when youre on ur period. also you should be given 500 dollars to buy whatever you want online

cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

come back harry styles, life is boring

It's hilarious to me that it hasn't crossed anyone's mind that the person responsible for the multiverse opening would actually be jake gyllenhaal

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being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

The video!!!!