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I find so fucking funny that John Lennon was legally blind and he literally for years picked blindness over looking bad in glasses. no wonder he was bisexual everyone just looked the same

Beatles fans when you tell them your favourite song is hey jude and not a rehearsal tape with john’s voice calling out “paul… paul…’ in a strangely subservient, pleading way

ultimately i don't think the beatles biopics will be good so instead of trying to make them good they should just play it completely straight and historically accurate until 1966 when paul is suddenly in a fatal car crash. the audience is confused, and even more so when paul is declared.. dead? shortly after we are introduced to a slightly taller paul mescal with glasses and to our shock and surprise we realize the directors are adapting the paul is dead theory as fact

fully processing how funny it was that john lennon wrote and published an imaginary q-&-a session with himself in which the fictional interviewer (him) asks john (him) about so-called rumours that him and paul fucked. and then john responds to himself pretending to be an interviewer pretending to ask about him and paul fucking by going oh? i thought it was me and brian...literally absolutely fucking insane behaviour. he was publicly writing self-insert rpf in real time for the masses. he was blogging. no one asked him to say all that. he kept that ao3 tab OPEN

I genuinely think if you locked up the members of One Direction together in a studio until they completed an album with almost none of them on speaking terms they could make this century’s Rumors

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will