Bella :p

Make! Men! Cry! In! Fanfics!

need some DEVASTATINGLY angsty eva fics right about now

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

I hate obsessing over recently released stuff because then I'll need to wait at least a couple of months for fanfics to arise.

will die on this hill. the dad best friend fanfics that go into detail about how they have known you since your were 4 are disgusting and borderline disturbing. like your talking about having sex with a girl you literally watched grow up. ew. it’s creepy. like… no.

Raymun Fossoway your vibe too friendly, your apples too crisp, your incest hating too woke. They’ll kill you.

I love Obi Wan because he’s such a fuddy duddy but he’s also batshit insane. Jumps out of a 100 story window directly into space traffic but also grumbles about hating flying every time he does it and absolutely needs reading glasses I can just feel it. Incredible combo

so, like, theoretically Baby Billy would know brainrot because of his kids

They would bond over those obvious ai slop videos about the sad cats