The Story of A Nobody

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

How are you posting from 1971?

homie thought lil nas did country roads

supreme champion

Power move.

one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen

Political map of North America circa 2347

Most Dangerous Predators By Location

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life

I wish…

If only

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

I never pass by Pusheen, le dictateur (russe) (fameux).