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i’ve shit myself twice since getting back from petsitting and i’ve only been home since monday.. oops :P

i almost had a real accident twice with this one. i should probably know better than to queue into games when i need to go this bad but i never learn anything LOL.

anyway if you were good and read my rambles good job! u get the video! this is lowkey the best video ive ever taken

As punishment for last night's insubordinate behavior, 25mg of Bisacodyl (5 tablets) were issued before bed. The cramps woke me up at 5:00 AM, and I couldn't even make it to the potty before messing my diaper. I cleaned myself up, put on a fresh nappy, and went back to bed.

About 2 hours later, the cramps struck again, but this time, I didn't even make it out of bed before pooping myself and soiling the bedding.

By the time I left for a 10:00 AM business meeting at Starbucks, I thought the laxative had run its course. But during the meeting, the cramps surged again, forcing me to end it early. As I was walking to the car, I could no longer hold it and had to let go. My diaper nearly exploded with warm, stinky ooze. As I made the half-hour drive back home to change, my thigh muscles burned and quivered while trying not to let my full body weight press against the smelly goo.

I finally made it home, but because of the summer heat, I will probably already have a good case of diaper rash to remind me of this morning.