it's All a Bunch of...

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

LOL

(for those who don't recall, when a cassette tape came unwound like this - a regular occurrence - you had to push a pencil eraser into a sprocket to wind back in the loose tape. if it broke, clear tape or nail polish could sorta mend it)

(further info: the sprocket would be where they've drawn the cassette's eyes. so this surgery is about to get Uncomfortable.)

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP! NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP!

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

@theshitpostcalligrapher

revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….