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happy pride to her her and her alone everyone else scram

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

we’ve got THIS

maybe it like hangs out in the mess hall and corries exhaustedly have conversations with it in random languages and it helps them to integrate the stuff they learn in their jerry rigged flash training modules.

anyway Fox keeps coming across this swirly script in the chancellor’s second office and is like damn we need to somehow learn this shit too? and ends up learning sith script but also some of the study materials they found for the flash training were rituals that sort of imprint in their minds and weird shit starts to happen

also eventually Fox is able to read the shit on Palps’ second desk and is like ‘damn, we have to kill this guy’

thorn is like ‘how are we going to do that and keep our heads, sir?’

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

I’m in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. I’ve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasn’t into it at the time.

I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. I’m vibing. I’ve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and that’s enough for me.

And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I don’t feel at all like I’m lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would “make it good” for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if it’s a disappointing experience, I’m fine with that too. It is what it is.