getting better but also becoming worse. u wouldn't get it

tbh i think its crazy that i went from having everyday adult supervision to like none at all my parents just went damn your going to college. bye see you in year

im walking my ass to stores and they dont have a clue

no one stopping me from buying a little treat. (the treat is a bowl)

I'm in my mid-30s and I still can't get over how I bought a chainsaw from the hardware store and have been using it to chop down tree branches and nobody stopped me.

hey wait a minute........i could also buy a chainsaw

They just let you do it

The traveling wilburys is a really nice concept because those four guys reached menopause and then they made a band together with another guy who hadnt reached menopause yet. Isn't that beautiful

and if one of my mutuals thinks some random character i’ve never heard of is gay well then they’re right