INVICTUS MANEO

iron man is literally the biggest villain in the mcu. thanos who?

Excuse me what the fuck did you say?

i said iron man is literally the biggest villain in the mcu. thanos who?

You come into MY HOUSE-

ma’am you’re on my post

I like that one line in mitski’s song “Nobody” that goes like Venus, planet of love was destroyed by global warming because its like a smart metaphor for how people destroy love by asking for too much or smth like that and you are like yes she is the queen of lyrics but the thing is that is literally what happened to Venus the planet got too much CO2 in the atmosphere and it became hellfire so not only is mitski the queen of lyrics but also the queen of modern astrophysics

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of eurycide

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 04/20/2011 7:44:56 AM.

#starkid is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

I want to take a heaping batch of #shakespeare and spread it all over me like I’m that peanut butter baby. You know the one.

hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini