EUROVISION TIME

2. Austria & Poland: 79 (Austria also marked: , infinity symbol; Poland also marked: "boobs") 3. Iceland: 72 4. Greece: 71.5 5. Romania: 65 6. Armenia: 63 7. Ukraine: 61 8. France: 59.5 (also marked: "BROS") 9. UK: 51 10. Germany: 50.046  11. Malta: 50 12. Finland: 49.5  13. Denmark: 47 14. Hungary & Italy: 45 (Italy also marked: "how dem heels") 15. Montenegro: 43 16. Azerbaijan: 42.2 17. Netherlands & Switzerland: 40 18: Russia & Norway: 36 19. Spain: 35 20. Slovenia: 33.5 21. San Marino: 23 22. Sweden: -72.82

"Hello Copenhagen, Montreal calling! more pics from yesterday's shindig... 

our Teo cheesecake, lovingly baked and lovingly dedicated

(and since it coincides with the first hour of today's semi-final...archived audio will be available on the site immediately afterwards!)

The third of four instalments of Euro Visionaries - Canadian campus radio's premiere (read: only) Eurovision-based programme - is on air from now until 3PM EST (orrrrrrrr 9PM CET). We're previewing this year's entries just before the beginning of the first semi-final; tune in (and chime in by texting +1 514 848 7471)! Archives will be available at the link shortly after!

I didn't realise that they weren't up yet! They are now, head to www.cjlo.com/?q=shows/euro-visionaries for RAMPANT UNPROFESSIONALISM.

If you have requests, text them to the DJ booth at +1 514 848 7471 (or send me a message!)

HEY MONTREAL I'll be at Notre Dame des Quilles on Sunday (Feb 16th) night doin' Rybak karaoke and miming by best air violin, and YOU CAN TOO

And, as announced today, the 2013 Barbara Dex award winners are Moje 3, serving Strawberry Shortcake Sapphic realness.

2012 Barbara Dex award winner Rona, serving wayward-dreadlocks-and-tears realness.

2011 Barbara Dex award winner Eldrine, serving electric-lime-and-mourning realness.

2010 Barbara Dex award winner Prince Milan, serving rhinestone gun realness.

Zoli Adok - Dance With Me (Hungary, 2009) 2009 Barbara Dex award winner Zoli, serving worst gay bar in town realness.

Gisela - Casanova (Andorra, 2008) 2008 Barbara Dex award winner Gisela: serving we-spent-the-budget-on-aluminum-and-forgot-the-conditioner realness.

Let’s count down the winners of the Barbara Dex award - given to the country with the most godawful outfits to grace a given Eurovision Song Contest final - until this year’s victor is announced on May 26. Vote here, and in the meantime… Verka Serduchka - Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Ukraine, 2007) 2007 Barbara Dex Boss Bitch award winner KWEEN VERKA, serving 2 GOOD 4 U realness.