Humble Abode

when you don’t get the nut

He just accepts it right away.

this makes me so happy and idk why

I don’t cum enough to be denied orgasms lol. Like, unless you can make me cum 3 times a day, everyday, for 2 months straight, then you can’t deny me what you owe me lol.

Dudes talk about orgasm denial like they could make me cum in the first place. Relax.

“You’re not coming tonight” yeah I know I’m not unless I go home right now and masturbate lmao

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

My Mum didn’t raise no fool.  Maybe a broken shell, with multiple chronic illnesses and questionable coping mechanisms.  But no fool.

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed