It's oger!

Finally got my climbing harness 1 reblog for treegirl tummy tuesday

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves

so staff might be terminating random transfems like dozens of times within a day on pride month and they might be literally taking the trans colors out of the progress flag and they might be perfectly happy letting nazis openly doing constant sexual harassment campaigns with the express purpose of trying to kill the target. but at least they brought pjackks blog back! that makes up for it! happy pride month!

im not going to lie girls its really pissing me off just how much people are focusing on pjackk and his ban status.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PJACKK AND START CARING ABOUT TRANS WOMEN

Girl who is about to tell you the saddest fucking thing you've ever heard in your life: Okay so funny story actually, when I was a kid-

underrated yet crucial bit in HWBM is the joke of Luna-Terra wearing that rumpled dress shirt and leather jacket over her lace bra, pretending to be a smooth operator, needing to be held at knifepoint before she stops trying to top, and refusing to switch "control systems" on her "ship-self" because she's too used to the old way of doing things

this is also why HalimedeMF is unironically popular btw - not just because she's a derangedly good chaser parody poster, but also because she's a chaser for Luna-Terra in particular, and correctly identifies that pathetic trans failbutches are the most important and desireable women in the universe.