â you canât be serious, itâs a load of commercialised crap. âÂ
â it struck me that i donât show my feelings for you enough. âÂ
â you have broken my heart and i will never forgive you. âÂ
â actually, you are the most important person in my life right now. â
â i guess what iâm saying is i love you. iâm sorry, but i do. âÂ
â oh, i wonder who my secret admirer is! âÂ
â someone just sent flowers to the front desk for me. it wasnât you, was it? â
â single again, another year running. at least thereâs discount chocolates. âÂ
â i know itâs kind of cliche to propose on valentines day, butâ will you marry me? â
â is that a rom-com youâre watching, seriously? âÂ
â why is it that i canât even manage to be cynical and jaded around you anymore?âÂ
â you still only receive a valentines card from your grandma? man thatâs sad. âÂ
â this is the last time we attempt valentines day sex. something always goes wrong, itâs like weâre cursed or something. âÂ
â the thing is, suddenly when i picture my future, all i can see is you. âÂ
â theyâre doing two-for-one at that super posh restaurant and i wanna try oysters if you want to come with? âÂ
â this is so inconvenient. i canât be falling in love with you right now. âÂ
â youâre my secret admirer! donât deny it, no one else spells my name like that. âÂ
â wait, hang on, were you just attempting to flirt? because it was awful but iâm no better and i think i fell in love with you a little bit honestly. âÂ
â youâre a fucking bastard and you drive me mad but i love you. shit, i really love you. âÂ
â i canât bear this anymore. i canât keep lying, when itâs always been you. âÂ
â come here and kiss me already. âÂ
â i tried so hard to forget you, but thing is i canât get you off my mind. â
â i just want to meet my mr. darcy and ride off into the sunset, is that too much to ask? âÂ
â this is really hard to ask so uh, bear with me, but umâ i wanted to know ifâ maybe, i mean, you donât have to â would you like to go out for dinner with me? âÂ
â dumped on valentines day. shiiit, thatâs some rotten luck, mate. âÂ
â you forgot valentines day? oh man youâre sooooo dead. â
â i think actually that youâre the most beautiful human being iâve ever met. âÂ
â i know youâre not the romantic type but i at least thought youâd remember. â
â you really are my everything. âÂ
â â woah. i â wow. i mean. look at you! you look â incredible tonight. âÂ
â wearing red on valentines is a little bit cringe isnât it? âÂ
â wow. just wow. cheating on me on valentines day. really nice, jackass. âÂ
â are you breaking up with me? but i â this night was meant to be our date night! âÂ
â the truth is, i canât stand to be around you because i canât stand to be without you. âÂ
â you have wedding day jitters on valentines day? yikes buddy that bodes well. âÂ
â you are incredible & i love you so much. i couldnât be happier that iâm finally marrying you. âÂ
â letâs get married. right now. letâs just be totally crazy and run off together. âÂ
â you have saved me in every way a person can be saved. i canât thank you enough. âÂ
â will you do me the honour of dancing with me? âÂ
â oh wow weâve reached crying-in-the-bathroom level of pre-valentines despair, huh? um, want a hug? some super cheap chocolate? âÂ
â you are the love of my life and i will love you until my heart stops beating. âÂ
â in the spirit of valentines day, how about we try again and get it right this time? â