The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

here we have a collection of cute boys being even cuter 

this is so funny because none of you are cute

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

friendly reminer to check the ‘i hate my parents’ tag on christmas morning!!!

robin hood??? no. hood robin.

i win 

u should eat those theyre getting brown

how dare you. “they” are my friends. i don’t care what colour they are. brown, yellow, green.. who cares? i don’t judge a book by its cover. they are the sweetest girls i know. they’re tough skinned on the outside but they’re all just big softies on the inside. and um, cannibalism is illegal. this is 2013.

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

this looks like the title of a fall out boy song

honey I shrunk my d*ck