It Is What It Is

The correct way to open a banana is from the bottom. In case anyone was wondering.

Sherlock is a banana.

I mean he always looks like he’s going to fuck everyone and everything in every fucking room he’s in. So his whole existence is seductive.

@glitteryspaceman That is the absolute truest thing. BLESS YOU, MARTIN ❤️❤️

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

I mean … how can you not reblog? 

Hey can a boy do this again but match the seductive levels the poster was going for?

And now we come full circle.

are you a vans gay, doc martens gay, converse gay, or toms gay?

I love how dogs don’t get embarrassed they just do very clumsy awkward clunky giant baby things and then continue on their day without thinking twice. I wish I was more like a dog

Unemployed blogger with anger issues and a gun is supported financially by the lovestruck virgin roommate who relies on him for validation

this British twink

Is it weird that he can literally talk about how he likes his tea for all day long and I will never get bored…

sherlock probably already like buys condoms for experiments because hes weird and gay so now that he buys condoms to Use he probably goes up to the checkout counter and slaps two diff boxes down like THIS is for science and THESE….are for LOVE