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It's July 1st, and time for @gomens-timeaftertime 's warm close event. --- Look at these boys! I haven't visited my First Responders AU since 2024. They're also finally in colour! 🥹
The miniseries got me on board the gomens train again… here’s some book fanart while I try to figure out tennant & sheen’s faces
some recent doodles

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An appreciation post for Adam, his pure heart and his free will.
He's so lovely😭❤
I just really love drawing Aziraphale with their regency’s dress that’s all
The autistic Aziraphale headcanon will always be my Roman Empire.
*runs away* 🏃
Yes. Absolutely yes. How many times do we see the other angels judging him, considering him "weird" and different?
He has special interests that he obsesses over and gets very, very excited about (books, food, magic tricks, etc).
He masks CONSTANTLY. He feels the need to put on a more "socially acceptable" facade in front of most people (the other angels especially), to diminish and minimize the quirkier aspects of his personality so that he won't be mocked or looked down on.
But the one person he can truly be HIMSELF with, the one who he feels safe with, is Crowley. Crowley might poke gentle fun at him sometimes, but he never makes him feel unworthy or like he needs to pretend to be someone else.
It's one of my favorite elements of the 1941 flashback in S2. Aziraphale is bubbling over with SO mucn excitement about his magic show. And Crowley COULD mock him, could roll his eyes and tell him to stop embarrassing himself.
But he doesn't. He encourages him, helps him, lets him have his fun. Because I think he absolutely LOVES how silly and quirky and fun his angel can be, when he lets his guard down.
It's much the same concept as Crowley taking off his sunglasses in the bookshop. They can be true to themselves around each other, in ways they can't around anyone else.
(Also i sometimes think the emptiness and stark bright whiteness of heaven is overstimulating and stressful to Aziraphale, though he feels uncomfortable admitting that.)
Like, the thing is, the Third-Act Break Up isn’t part of the Romantic Comedy Formula just Because. It became a Genre Conversation for a reason. Third-Act Break Ups don’t just up the emotional stakes, they also help felicitate the couple’s individual character arcs - the breakup happened because something about the characters wasn’t fully compatible yet, and then it forces both of them to address and confront that something. And it also acts as a somewhat oversimplified dramatized way to ‘prove’ this relationship is strong enough to survive hardships.
I mean, obviously in Real Life, a relationship going through some of the melodramatic Third-Act Breakup bullshit that happens in certain Romantic Comedies would be seen as more of a red flag than anything. I’m hardly going to pretend that there aren’t badly-written Third Act Break Ups with bad resolutions that do not actually meaningfully address the underlying issues that led to the Break Up and/or are just too Extreme considering the circumstances, which therefore make the couple’s supposed ‘Happy Ending’ seems like a lowkey toxic relationship at 'best', a high-key toxic relationship just ready to explode again at worst.
But also, in Real Life, no relationship is truly without friction or problems or conflicts or bad days ever. Obviously there is a line beyond which the relationship is just Toxic and it's better to just Get the Hell Out of There. But still, being able to work through, and making sure your Love triumphs over misunderstandings and personality differences and differences of opinions and frustrations and things said in moments of high emotion is part of having a long-term Relationship.
The Third Act Break Up is just the Dramatized High-Tension version of what happens when the Honeymoon Phase (the Second Act) is over, and the friction in the relationship comes to the surface. For the sake of the narrative, an Extremely Exaggerated Example of Friction that we can feel that if their Love triumphed over that, we can safely assume it could triumph over any other more Normal problem in the relationship in a more Normal way.
And when Good Omens Season One pulled on this Trope for Crowley and Aziraphale’s new relationship arc, it worked perfectly. Their ‘Break-Up’ was bringing to the surface a lot of the underlying tensions that have been kinda always present in their dynamic, just in the most Extreme way due to the pressures of the upcoming Armageddon. But they pulled through, their Love pulled through. It showed us that no matter what, Crowley will never truly abandon Aziraphale. No matter how much he’ll insist that he’s totally leaving THIS time, he’ll come running as soon as it even seems like he's needed, and he's never going to abandon Aziraphale to the horrors of Armageddon.
And as soon as Aziraphale realizes his faith in Heaven was misplaced, he immediately goes to Crowley, immediately knows where his loyalty truly lies.
He defies Heaven publicly and proudly, so he could find Crowley again (which also acts as the ‘Third Act Break Up as a way to facilitate necessary character growth’ aspect).
And knowing Aziraphale is alive is what gives Crowley the necessary drive and optimism to perform some truly amazing feats to get himself back with Aziraphale and save the world (or, y’know, provide moral support and comic-relief while the actual protagonist saves the world, but that’s neither here nor there).
And with how in-sync they are through most of this ending and then the absolute beauty that is the Body Swap, all of this creates the sense that their relationship has come back from both interpersonal crisis and Armageddon stronger than ever. That if they went through all of this and still chose each other, they can get through anything and they will always choose each other.
…When GO2 decided to essentially walk back this very satisfying conclusion to do what seems like a second, bigger, badder this-time-for-all-the-marbles Third Act Break Up… and I will argue and emphasize that the way GO2 in general and the Final Fifteen in specific is structured and framed is absolutely meant to invoke the structure and convention of Romantic Comedies and the Third Act Break Up... At the time, I was intrigued and optimistic of where this through-line was going.
Like, the idea that GO1 didn’t actually fully resolve Crowley and Aziraphale’s personal and interpersonal issues because progress isn’t linear, especially when it comes to healing from trauma and unlearning indoctrination, especially when it comes to two beings as old and set in their ways as Crowley and Aziraphale, felt intriguingly realistic. And then making the conflict not Aziraphale choosing Heaven over Crowley, but thinking he could have both Crowley and Heaven felt like a good way to raise the stakes. As well as the other little problems in the relationship highlighted and showcased throughout S2, all made me feel emotionally invested.
It felt like this new Third-Act Break Up is going to set up, much like the first one, much like the Trope Convention it is clearly invoking, something triumphant and heartwarming. Something that will showcase to us how these two can work through the problems in their relationship, and even if they can't address every single little flaw, it will be something that will make the audience feel like whatever problems remain or will appear afterwards, they could now actually handle them like Grown Up Celestial/Occult Beings.
The Cliffhanger was very much "oh no! How could Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship get salvaged after all of this!" with an insinuation that once we tune in to the next episode, we'll find out!
But what we actually got was... This Break Up did not facilitate Crowley and Aziraphale's character growth into people who could have a better relationship, during the Time Skip, they basically regressed into having the most extreme and most unhealthy versions of all of the character flaws that led us to the Final Fifteen in the first place.
And then they died, with so few of their relationship problems getting a meaningful culmination or resolution this time. "Aziraphale takes Crowley for granted and doesn't sacrifice enough in the relationship" is basically the only problem that really got enough narrative attention to say that it was 'resolved', and the resolution was Aziraphale agreeing to the Singular Grand Gesture of going along with Crowley's sacrifice out of love. When GO2 was all about how the grand gestures of GO1 weren't enough to solve their relationship problems in the long term so who knows if this development would've stuck if it didn't matter because they Literally Died Moments Afterwards. With so much time spent bickering at talking at each other, it's hard to get a sense that their love could survive the Final Fifteen the way it triumphed over Armageddon.
And then Asa and Anthony, if they really are Aziraphale and Crowley reborn and given their 'Happy Ending' as Humans, only reinforce this idea. If the only way they could have their Happily Ever After is not by triumphing over the external and internal struggles, not by proving their love is stronger than their anger or frustration or doubts , not by being able to heal and move past what happened in the Final Fifteen. Their Happily Ever After only comes by putting them into a world where these problems just never existed and starting over fresh without all the "baggage" from before.
And, I mean, I went over many times before how the limited runtime Asa and Anthony inevitably have in this story means them and their relationship just doesn't have time to establish all the beautiful human messiness that Aziraphale and Crowley have, so they come off as kinda Inhumanly Perfect (…in this ending supposedly about the beauty in imperfect human life…). But it's also notable just how much of the limited screentime we have with them is seemingly dedicated to establishing that the internal and external friction that Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship struggled with just does not exist for them. Not that they're doing a better job of handling it, that it just doesn't exist.
Logically, we might know that relationships with literally no problems or disagreements just don't exist, but.. I mean, with the information the show has given us, it won't be out of the question to assume Asa and Anthony only stayed content and happy together because by some quirk of the universe they literally faced no problem or difficulty as a couple ever.
There's nothing inherently wrong, storytelling-wise, with invoking Tropes such as the Third-Act Break Up in order to subvert or change them, but these kind of subversions and changes have to be done with intent and skill. You have to know what sort of story you're telling through this subversion, and I don't think this was the story that was intended at all. For this story to work, we are supposed to see Aziraphale and Crowley's love as Powerfully Beautiful, at least so it would be oh-so-tragic that it must be sacrificed for the Greater Good, and Asa and Anthony's love as, at the very least, some sort of reflection of this powerful beauty. But the set up and failure to deliver on the concept of the Third Act Break Up just makes both of those relationships feel much weaker than they should be. Much weaker than Aziraphale and Crowley used to be.
Augh, and the thing is that I really thought and hoped that I am ‘over’ GO3 finally, that I finally said my piece on all the ways it Utterly Failed and now I can just retreat into Book Omens as my Happy Place and wash the taste of that ‘Finale’ out of my brain, but the specter of it’s stupidity still haunts me. Reading the actual Book again is like 80% delight and then like 20% I suddenly remember how much of this delight was just Lost in the Finale and then I’m PISSED again.
Crowley and Aziraphale loving the humans they are actually living amongst, appreciating Humanity for the specific inventions and modern conveniences and foods and art that we have created over the centuries and that we love too, the text making it clear that humanity’s influence shaped them into the Beings they are now, that we taught them of Free Will and moral gray areas that allowed their bond to form, that despite their powers they still have relatable human problems and sometimes they are amazed by our kindness or morbidly fascinated by our depravity or amused by our sheer brazenness and sometimes they find us annoying and silly and sometimes they find us delightful…
That will always feel to me like such a better picture of ‘loving Humanity’ then watching this hollow martyr simulacra of Crowley talking about ‘People’ in such an abstract and distant way. Having this apparent pouring saintly selfless love and care for the Concept of Humanity that’s totally unconnected to the traits and achievements of the Humanity he has come to know over the years, because he’s willing to sacrifice everything for future ‘People’ that as far as he knows, will be nothing like the Humans he knew over the last 6000 years (and the fact that they are pretty much the same is its own can of worms), and just generally coming off as pitying and condescending. Not even having some sort of empathetic insight from the years he spent Miracle-less on Earth.
And Aziraphale and Crowley loving living on Earth so much that they were willing to betray their sides like that is such a beautiful way to make us the readers appreciate the experiences of being alive on Earth ourselves. Book!Crowley doesn’t even argue that life after Heaven’s victory will be ‘better’ by some sort of abstract scale, he just knows that it won’t be worth it for Aziraphale if it means giving up on good music and fine wine. When Crowley first starts thinking about how much he does not actually want Armageddon to happen, despite the rather luxurious lifestyle he leads, the first Earthly Pleasure he knows he’d miss is just… the experience of having a nice sleep after a heavy meal. Crowley faced Hell’s Wrath for the sake of having a nice sleep after a heavy meal. Because it is those kind of experiences that make life worth living.
I am actually tearing up just thinking about it now, it’s the perfect balance of silly but also poignant appreciation of being alive. For the kind of experiences we should linger on and enjoy and aspire to have as often as we can, even if we can't do it as often (or quite as long) as the Demon Crowley can. It is so so much better than GO3 trying to suddenly swerve into telling us that Crowley and Aziraphale’s life were an Existential Nightmare by some badly-conveyed metafictional philosophical standpoint, and we should be happy with our lives because it’s Objectively Freer and Better and More Real from that same abstract metafictional philosophical perspective.
Where did it all go so wrong?

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A @goodomensholidayswap gift for @burliforti! She said many things in her letter, but the words I latched on to were: Aziraphale, Crowley, fluff, historical setting, AU, fantasy. It’s obviously based on Norman Rockwell’s “Boy Reading Adventure Story” – when I saw it recently, I instantly knew I wanted to reinterpret it for the two of them.
I was very happy to match with you, dear recipient, because you listed a lot of elements I like as well. This was a pleasure to work on and I hope you like it. Happy Holidays!
#damsel kink aziraphale is the Truth and the Light #let him be a princess
Hmm? Oh nothing, just Crowley serving wine to Aziraphale on his knees 😌
(✨️based on this absolutely fantastic pic from Miriam Margolyes✨️)
I wanted to see how glorious Crowley and Aziraphale could be when they were finally on the same page. When they were moving in agreement towards the same goal without the fear of discovery tripping them up.
I think the closest we got was the brief flashes at the end of Season 1 and then when Muriel first appeared in season 2.
But imagine, the two of them, committed entirely to one another and working towards the same end. That would have been a sight to behold. It would have been incredible. We would have exalted in the triumph of those moments. I don't believe even God herself would have stood a chance against them if they really hit their stride.
you mean the book.
Although I do see your point, that's actually not at all what I meant.
Just to set the tone here, I was smiling wistfully the whole time I wrote this. I'm coming from a place of overflowing love for the book and parts of the show, so my goal isn't to stir shit. My only intention is to clarify what I was envisioning when I made the original post.
I am a huge fan of the book. I read it in the 90s and I've loved it dearly ever since. The book is brilliant.
But the feeling that inspired me to write what I did came from looking at that absolutely gorgeous moment where Crowley storms into the bookshop, all in a strop, immediately picking up the flow of the argument exactly where he and Aziraphale left off before he realizes there's another angel in the shop. And I adore everything about how he responds and what it says about both his character and Aziraphale's and where they currently stand. The way Crowley, without an ounce of hesitation, just suction cups himself to Aziraphale's side, attempting to send what he believes is a very clear message: we're together, on the same side, Aziraphale isn't alone anymore so if you want to get to him, you'll have to deal with me.
And Aziraphale isn't even the tiniest bit flustered by either his proximity or the fact that they're being observed by an agent of Heaven. If anything, Aziraphale seems to become more confident once he's there.
The book is great, but we don't get moments like that. Crowley tries to run from Satan and Aziraphale has to coax him back. We don't get to see them out and proud and scheming together openly. We get to see them scrambling, plotting in the shadows, staying under the radar, and usually at least a step or two behind. Which is GOOD! Because that's who they are in the book. They're just some field agents who have more in common with each other than anyone else they work with.
But in both versions, Crowley is chaotic and he's good at planning things far in advance to ensure things work out in his favor. And Aziraphale is just enough of a bastard with the protective heart of a guardian.
What I wanted to see was very specific to the show and to the life that David and Michael breathed into the characters.
And I do recognize that, if I were to boil it down to it's source, the desire I'm expressing here all stems from the fact that I actually just wanted to see them happy together for as much of the runtime as possible. That and, they both suffered so much under their respective systems, it would have been cathartic to see them using their inside knowledge and their established skillsets to make any kind of impact on things. Even when one of the best parts of the book is that they didn't manage to have much influence at all on the plot.

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For being a seemingly openly anti religion metaphor, Aziracrow's sacrifice basically boils down to the christian morale of suffering on earth for the hope of a reward after death, the same morale they were trying to criticize as being a horrible existence because it lacks true free will. They do an act of faith, completely remitting themselves to God, who in the end rewards their blind faith and grants them a reincarnation in a better world as a reward. An interesting mix of atheistic and religious philosophies that, in my opinion, failed to convey anything truly meaningful, coming across instead as merely moralistic and empty, just for the sake of a forced happy ending, that ironically to many of us felt more like a horror story, a pitiful sop thrown at us to console us of the loss of 6000 years of interesting, complex, multi faceted characterization that explored the themes of free will and personal freedom that comes with a cost, much better than this preachy conclusion.
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