ether; noun: plesant-smelling colorless liquid; highly flammable

im a little scared, but i will succeed

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

AUGghH! OW! My BODY is ACHING! What happened I WAS BRUISED💢ALL OVER MY BODY🦵BECAUSE I HAD TO FIGHT🫯NAKED🍑. Mom told me I had bruises all over my body. Is there any connection to this? ☝️THERE IS A WAR💥GOING ON. EVEN 🦕DINOSAURS🦖 ARE HERE ⬇ AND THEY USE BOWS AND ARROWS 🏹 MY SWORD 🗡️IS UNBELIEVABLY DULL‼️ If you die over there, what will happen to me back here? I DON’T KNOW🤔WHETHER OUR BODY🦵AND MIND🧠ARE SPLIT. I DON’T KNOW🤔HOW WE GOT SEPARATED🫸 🫷BUT I THINK🤔WE ARE STILL ONE ☝️PERSON🧍🏼‍♂️ We die together? ..........…........PROBABLY 👍. No! It can’t be true! …..I’M NOT🙅JOKING🃏

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

Im craving... $000,000

Check your Venmo :)🤭

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way