Welcome to the final show.

Well, i’m just about ready to put on my best suit and go knocking door-to-door to ask people if they’ve heard the good news — that’s RIGHT, Leviticus Onyx Clarington-McCarthy is doing an EDM album. I know right??? Now go change your panties because I know you just peed a little with excitement, updates are coming.

Whats EDM?

We’ll see.

Good. Saturday it is!

I’d certainly like to. Maybe we would both be truly awful and it would turn into an absolute laughter fest.

Hey, I said maybe, it could be a complete shit show.

Well, I’m not working at the moment, so whenever you’re free, cutie.

Originally posted by teenwolfmarvel-obsessor

You’ll have to put those acting skills to the test.

It sounds a little silly. But I might be good at it!

Oh my god, pretty pretty please!!!

Originally posted by buckypascal

Well, now you’re just teasing me with a good time.

Fabulous. Let’s find a night we’re both free.

Well, I’m not working at the moment, so whenever you’re free, cutie.

Oh. I’ve never done that.

I would love to try the old original recipe! I’m excited to try your cooking!

Originally posted by dailyflicks

Me neither actually. I always thought I might feel silly doing it.

I could make both and see which one we like better.

Oh my god, pretty pretty please!!!

It’s not? What did you mean?

Ooh. Can you make me Chicken Parm?

Originally posted by uni-helps

It was a dirty joke. You know, like roleplaying.

I can absolutely make you chicken parm, darling. Funny little anecdote, I specialize in Italian cuisine, but chicken parm is actually an American take on an old Italian recipe. 

I would love to try the old original recipe! I’m excited to try your cooking!

It’s all good. It led me here. I’m down to read lines with you at any time. Wait you cook? I love food. I love love love food.

Originally posted by ask-stony-and-thorki

Omg, you’re so cute. Definitely not what I meant, but I’m up for it.

Yes! Let me cook for you then. I am fresh off an apprentice and eager to cook for literally as many people as I can.

Ooh. Can you make me Chicken Parm?

Well, CNF, I like to go see plays and musicals. I like to try new restaurants. I like to go on walks and read in nature. I love to act, it’s my main passion. Been hard to find work lately. What about you?

I can’t relate on the work front, but I’m sorry to hear it. That all sounds lovely though. Maybe you could act something out for me some time? Was that too forward? Kidding.

I could recommend an amazing new restaurant for you if you’re interested. Well, the restaurant itself isn’t new, but the chef is. And he’s me, hello. I live to cook. 

Oh, cool. I mean like people should do what they want but be safe. Is that you flirting with me?

Originally posted by gifmarvel

Couldn’t agree more. But, that depends, are you open to me flirting with you?

Well, if thats the case, I do hope everyone is getting tested regularly. But i sure hope that isn’t the expectation because I’m not so into it.

Originally posted by lovingmoons

Sleeping around’s not your thing? That’s alright, it’s not mine either. Well, it is a bit, but not on the level that seems to be going on around here. Flirting, however, is totally my thing. So, how are you tonight, cutie?