Watching Masters of the Universe and every time they show Adam's back I start twitching
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Watching Masters of the Universe and every time they show Adam's back I start twitching

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I know there was no time in the movie for this but I do wish I had a little glimpse into what Adam’s home life was like once he got to Earth
Part of me leans into him never having a permanent home via foster care bc he never brings it up
If he had loving foster or adoptive parents I think he’d have brought them up at least once in conversation, or even if they weren’t outright abusive he probably never connected with them bc everyone treats his stories of home as a delusion he made up to cope with trauma
Like the fact that his hair is so short during the school flashback makes me think whoever was caring for him likely fed into his insecurity in his male identity — probably gave him a home haircut insisting boys didn’t wear their hair long like that
And he clearly wants it long as he grew it out as an adult
It’s obviously not very important to the story bc all of his insecurities were already established via Randor and Man at Arms but for my own fanfic writer purposes it would have been interesting to see how the ten years on earth went for him from childhood to adulthood
THIS !
can i just rub my face against his bulge over his underwear pls
i want my man to get hard off my text notification

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# Another waffle 🧇 slightly sad Earth ramblings.
After Adam crashed to Earth and went into the foster system, he had his Eternian clothes taken away and his hair cut to fit in with the other children.
He’d asked to keep his Eternian tunic and was told ‘maybe.’ He never got it back.
He was made to feel like he shouldn’t have much of an identity and should look like a ‘normal Earth kid’. His hair was kept short all throughout up until high school, which is when he started growing it out again. As his mom had loved his hair and it reminded him of her.
But those in between years, he didn’t have many belongings. Just maybe an old sketchpad someone had given him at an appointment. Some colouring pens. Hand-me-down clothes from others. A green beanie baby that reminded him of Cringer that he found in a donation pile. Most of his stuff wasn’t his own.
Life on Earth is very different to Eternia. Kids were crueler and played pranks, ripped his drawings, would embarrass him.
So when he eventually gets his own place, he allows himself the luxury of having *stuff*.
A gaming set-up?! Hell yeah. A telescope, absolutely. Definitely one too many pairs of nice sneakers/trainers because he sees them and # likes them.
He debates getting a cat for a while but decides against doing it because it’d be replacing Cringer.
Although Hussein means well and is practically his only friend, he’s very much a believer of blending in, being like everybody else. So he’d made Adam a hinge profile ‘to get out there and be normal just like everyone else!’ and would take Adam on trips to sports games so that he’d stop talking about sunsets on Eternia and start talking about touchdowns and cup wins. Hussein tries to introduce Adam to some of his friends but it’s never much fun.
Adam just wants connection. Belief from someone that he isn’t lying about his home. But he’s not going to bend himself and shape himself into something he isn’t just to get people to like him.
Just like everyone else.
He still has most of his drawings (that made it throughout several foster experiences and school bullying) and of course, his beloved green beanie baby.
Adam can’t be like everyone else. It physically isn’t in him to pretend to be. His mom’s words echo in his mind every night before he sleeps.
Never forget where you came from.
He never does.
Eternia
Masters of the Universe should have made a billion dollars. 20 out of 10 stars. HR beefcake, can't drive, meme references, Drunken, robot relationship, my fave women given their due, homoerotic Skeletor (so, just Skeletor), fisting jokes, fanservice the correct way. Fun af.
People empty their pockets for the mcu still but didn't go see this? Jail
2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.
I really enjoy when you like The Character so much that your passion bleeds past their existence as a character in a piece of media.

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forgot to post this after i removed the text from the article 🙂↕️
Since Adam grew up in Oklahoma, imagine him going to a rodeo for the first time as a kid and feeling so upset for all the animals getting lassoed, wrestled, tied down, etc., especially during calf roping 🥺🥺 as an adult, he'll probably understand it a little better, but it still hurts him to think about
(Can you tell that it's rodeo season where I live?)
I love Adam’s room in MotU because of all the detail and clutter in it so now that it’s on digital I can go through and look at all of the details 🤭 mostly drawings of the sword, some drawings of his dad and other Eternians (is that what they are called?) but I wanted to share what I found besides the drawings.
Double monitor and a headset so he’s definitely a gamer, and the backdrop of his screen being space with a sword floating around is very cute and on brand ☺️ but I can’t make out what the sticky notes say, if you can please let me know! Also what games do you think be plays 🤔
A lot of pairs of gym shoes, maybe be collects them?
Hercules poster! Very fitting, definitely a movie I think he would like.
A guitar?! Do you think he actually plays it/knows how to? Or was it something he got but never ended up learning how to use? I don’t personally see him as someone who is very musical but I’d love to know what you think, very interesting that they included it in his room 🤔
Baseball hats, again I can’t make out the logos, maybe he’s a baseball fan or he just likes the style of baseball hats?
Lots of books, mainly about space and swords.
Some other random clutter that I can’t make out quite what it is, but I thought I’d share it here in case someone else knows.
Yes I am the person who takes “everything in film is intentional” way too seriously but like, someone’s job was to decorate his whole room and fill it with clutter, everything was put there intentionally nothing came with the room, so why DID they put a guitar and baseball hats? What can we decipher about his character from this? What do the books and computers tell us? ITS ALL INTENTIONAL IT ALL TELLS A STORY!! So I’d love to know what story you think this tells about Adam! Please comment all your thoughts and head cannons 🙏

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