An Angel Of Great And Terrible Light

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

RIP agamemnon u would have loved a fat cuban cigar to puff on angrily

RIP menelaus u would have hated having to breathe in ur brothers secondhand smoke because the only time hes actually in a decent mood to be talked to is when hes got some tobacco in his mouth

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude