Twilight Appreciation

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

if i wrote twilight there'd be a kid in edward's class who Zones The Fuck Out and daydreams about a story they want to write, and edward would just tune in to watch like a tv show when he's bored in class and he gets genuinely invested and eventually he's like "i know EXACTLY how they can fix this plot hole that's bothering them but how can i tell them that when they don't KNOW i'm their first beta reader"

why didn’t edward ask charlie for permission to marry bella before proposing to her?? he’s so traditional in all the other ways why not that way?

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

I fully believe if Bella had the means to do so, she would have stalked Edward back.

They match each others freaks too perfectly. If he wasn’t head over heels for her and if he could read her mind he’d have a restraining order.