mama just blew a man

just me and my straight bro faking our deaths to rule our own little warren of shadow together for eternity. just guy pals having fun being straight and running away from my wife to another plane of existence

"This behavior isn't natural" says person describing behavior observed in almost every species on planet earth, including humans, since before recorded history began

i know the cliche is that men are always thinking with their wrong head but unironically the most dangerous threat to human society is ovulating women. girlllllllllll i turn into an actual animal, and im one of the least down bad of my friends. lysistrata ruins the immersion bc after two weeks at least 1/3 of the group would have lost their minds

I'm so happy kathryn hunter has been bringing her immense talent to tv and movies the past few years. I never would have known about her otherwise, but her last 3 years of filmography is more impressive than most a-list actors' entire body of work

nooooo no hugh grant please please dont lock me in your basement and use my innocence against me nooooo please dont do dirty digusting things to me hugh grant noooo please dont make me bear your children oh noooo

I think the green ladies are gonna get on like a house on fire and I cannot wait for their collabs.

This kinda sucks because it would've been such a great competition this year if the EBU had just barred Israel from competing. Now I have a bad taste in my mouth even though a great song won and a bunch of great songs rated highly. (Except Spain, rip reina you deserved way better)

olly with the "thank you europe and australia"

The most jarring part of watching israeli genocide supporters on various social media platforms is how gleeful they are to be murdering and torturing an entire country. People talk of the banality of evil but this isn't even that. I feel like im in a black mirror episode or something

bladerunner 2049 ending kinda givin me the "queer person raised after the deaths of the elder queer generation who realizes to late that they'll never be able to live a full fulfilling life as fully themselves due to circumstances beyond their control and yet is able to find final catharsis in knowing they played a small part in building a world where no one has to miss out on their life like they, and the generations that came before them, did"

better call saul had 53 emmy nominations and ZERO wins??? huh

In my mind the Mander River and the Danube are basically the same size. And what happened to Bobby B was he was this military-minded guy set up to basically be king of France, and then the Emperor of Europe was like "I want this guy brought to me to be executed" and then this guy, his friend, and his adoptive father rallied France, Poland, Russia, Scandinavia, The Netherlands, Belgium, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Ukraine, and Belarus together to fight the rest of Europe minus Germany, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, and Luxembourg. Then at the age of 19, this same guy who was going to rule a single (albeit large) country was told "Ok. You're now the Emperor of All of Europe plus like Morocco." and he was just out of his depth. Then he had to live in London for the rest of his life. And subsequently turned to alcoholism. Also his wife cheated on him with her brother, who was also the Crown Prince of Germany, Switzerland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein. I feel like, scopewise, a lot of ASOIAF works don't treat Westeros as all that large, but if you look at a map of Planetos, Westeros is far and away the largest empire in the world. Like the North itself is larger than the entire empire of Yi-Ti. I love works that don't treat Bobby B as a complete bozo, and actually turn the craftiness, resourcefulness, and scope of King's Landing and its inhabitants to 11.