homo lover

#mynothing

muppets yuri. is this anything

(Takes your hand, smiling at you so sweetly) Yes. It's everything. Stick with me, kid. You're gonna go far

i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet

This website is always showing me new and previously unexplored ways I can be horny. Wow!

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

abed would hate todays shows episode count and release schedule especially the way he reacted to cougarton abbey and cougartowns break

We need to make 22 episode seasons again. For Abed.

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

hold on i need to look this up

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

i think we should bring the plastic destroying crow boy to a temu warehouse and give him a pistachio for every thousand dollars in damage he does