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Buzzcut Eric Dier is a legendary penalty scorer

Buzzcut Eric Dier invented Netflix and Chill (plus Mario Kart and Chill)

Buzzcut Eric Dier is the reason why those red kits even exist

Buzzcut Eric Dier is HUGE:

Buzzcut Eric Dier is your perfect holiday boyfriend

Buzzcut Eric Dier is so powerful, he makes you wanna cry

Buzzcut Eric Dier wears suits

Buzzcut Eric Dier will absolutely manhandle you and/or carry you around

Buzzcut Eric Dier enjoys museum trips with his equally good looking friends

++Bonus: Buzzcut Eric Dier was Captain of the greatest club in the world, so I don’t really know what else you want me to tell you  

Buzzcut Eric Dier struts around like the world is his runway

Buzzcut Eric Dier tackles Sergio Ramos like that 

Buzzcut Eric Dier is the Captain of your dreams …

… And the leader we all deserve

Buzzcut Eric Dier will whisper all sorts of things into you ear

Buzzcut Eric Dier gets his head scratched by Dele. A lot. 

Buzzcut Eric Dier is the embodiment of BDE

Buzzcut Eric Dier’s smile shines brighter than that of any other Eric Dier

Buzzcut Eric Dier’s eyes pop more than those of any other Eric Dier

Buzzcut Eric Dier enjoys getting in and out of his shirts in public