of all things possible, you are beauty

So as we all know the gang is currently on a lil’ break between campaigns, but i don’t think that’s a good reason to deprive y’all of my genius* insight**! And so, for that reason I shall bless*** you all with my very important**** post.

*insane / **ramblings / ***curse / ****unnecessary

Note: This post will be a miscellaneous compilation of… anything. If it doesn’t make sense, you’re correct. I just miss posting.

That being said…

Chapter I: Please, Mr. Poe Was My Father…

Veksilius

A dragon fixed and a dragon torn, With a spear in hand and a pair of horns. A dragon furred and a dragon shorn, In an alternate universe, a vial isn't mourned.

Some dragon carrots and dragon corn, Thanksgiving in Khoarexia would happen in the morn, Dragon Freya and Dragon Bjorn, Scandinavia isn't real, what a shame... what a thorn...

I hope in the future the world will remember, A legend, a folk's tale, a story well-worn, The people who's passion is strong as the ember, Each day brings another, a dragon is born.

Vev after 2 1/2 Vodka Cranberries

RD

Domo Arigato, Uh Oh.

Fuck they see me.

Wait let me pick this back up in a-

RD Take 2

Slash and hash my way through life, A dragon on the left, a wolf on the right, Strife.

Etched and sketched on the strings of my heart, Sharpen my claws on the corpses I fight, Shart.

RD tried to help writing, Dead.

Luciano and RD Collaboration

Chapter II: Mitski Once Said...

Eiwn

Daezonik

Zai

Azure

(but fully melted you get it)

Alto

Chapter III: I Like My Ways How I Like My Women

Mean Girls

Regina George: Archfey Warlock Gretchen Wieners: Whispers Bard Karen Smith: Zealot Barbarian Cady Heron: Alchemist Artificer Janis Ian: Assassin Rogue Damian Leigh: Glamour Bard

Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton: Scribes Wizard Aaron Burr: Eldritch Knight Fighter Angelica: Storm Sorcerer Eliza: Peace Cleric and Peggy: Mutant Blood Hunter Thomas Jefferson: Eloquence Bard The Bullet: Soulknife Rogue

Six

Catherine of Aragon: Creation Bard Anne Boleyn: Fiend Warlock Jane Seymour: Devotion Paladin Anna of Cleves: Berserker Barbarian Katherine Howard: Life Cleric Catherin Parr: Astral Self Monk

Bonus Round: RuPaul's Drag Race

The Hilarious Ross Matthews: Lycan Blood Hunter Carson Kressley: Fey Wanderer Ranger Ts Madison: Gunslinger Fighter Michelle Visage: Fiend Warlock RuPaul: Great Old One Warlock

I hope this post was incredibly insightful <3

RD:

"I've had a dream before where I was sleeping- I'm lying there with my eyes closed, it's all black, and I just see the sus guy on the right. and it's like 'HE DOESNT KNOW HE DOESNT KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD. SOMEBODY TEXT HIM!' like it was... bad."

Pall'or:

"Hey guys, are your lips dry? Any desiccated ladies tryna get by? I know the best way for the girls and the boys to come together and enjoy a little moisture."

Ma'el:

"Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches, the last time I needed twenty stitches. To sew up the gash, you made with your lash, as we danced to the masochism tango."

Alastrelle:

"I'm too shiny, watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough, strut my stuff, my stuff is too shiny."

Eiwn:

"I can read your future, I can change it round some too, I look deep into your heart and soul... ... make your wildest dreams come true! I got voodoo I got hoodoo I got thing I ain't even tried!"

Miym: