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(Flirting) I'm going to leave marks on you that will worry your friends and loved ones.

My wife did this and now we’re big fat gay married

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

just got asked "sorry, are you a man or a woman?" over the phone and I just said "ahh that's not important right now" but when I got off the phone I went TEEEE HEEE HEEEEE and skipped around. very masculine behaviour. never beating the nonbinary allegations am I

my favourite bit right now is saying "scientists still don't know" in relation to something I (One Single Scientist) specifically do not know the answer to

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

"i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who got lucky this time

(Flirting) I'm going to leave marks on you that will worry your friends and loved ones.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Change for the worse

You guys would prod me with spears through the bars of a metal cage for fun

Yeah we would lol

lol