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I did not feel like drawing shamura they didn't fit in the frame, sorry shamura lovers

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alientitty

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spazzbot

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song

shencomix

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aorryn47

I like to take songs and change the lyrics and make them worse. This morning I am singing a song I like to call 'Cumbelina'. It's to the tune of Thumbelina.

It goes like this: Cumbeliiiiinaaa! She's a girl who's made of cum! Cumbeliiiinaaaa!

My wife, @foldingfittedsheets, hates it.

It's been minutes since my last transgression, but my wife just said, "Goddamnit, babe!"

"What?" I say innocently.

"I think you know," she says aggrieved.

"Ah, Cumbelina," I say sagely. "She comes for us all."

Ba dum tisss. I'm hilarious.

foldingfittedsheets

Heard more giggling in the kitchen and looked over suspiciously.

When they saw me looking the giggling increased.

“Are you telling tumblr about Cumbelina?!”

Lo. There was a notification for this post. At least you all get to suffer beside me.

simzart

Heat Wave. 🫠

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fishbro-fanart

Yukari is cute !

roycohn

girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.

titimylove

op are you ok? should i call 911??

roycohn

girl dinner

kumaicecream

University course

delavegaaaaa

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

cainlaw

Tried to draw her with a calm palette :3

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savrenim

......suddenly struck by the idea for a piece of worldbuilding of "fae don't like iron bc it is the most stable element*"

*as in elements higher you can extract energy via fission and lower you can extract energy via fusion but iron itself there is no excess binding energy to extract at all

savrenim

YOU. YOU SEE MY VISION.

ospreyonthemoon

People: exposure to the fae realms makes you weak and sickly. Because of the fae

The fae: wow wow wow i LOVE uranium!!!! We should put it ALLLL over our land!!! This won't cause problems!

rabbitindisguise

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

orangejuice707

The tinkerbell chernobyl post strikes

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

magn-animously

DIG

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buriedunderyourmum

DIG

hannisconfused

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kitsunesakii

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yourlocalfandomfriendo

DIG

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thatghostthateatspeople

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OOPS TOO DEEP

CLIMB

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in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

lumsel

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

the-tao-of-fandom

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

continent-of-wild-endeavor

from The Memory Palace, by Nate DiMeo

a-pod-of-seals

a huge, fat w

25,000 of them, actually :) 25,000 huge fat w (hale) s living beautiful lives

hoofpeet

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

hoofpeet

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

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hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

homunculus-argument

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

miss-hexatrix

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

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