Existence in a Nutshell

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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Thanks, that solved it!

People on this site “I would love my partner if they were a worm” yeah ? Who’d you vote for ?

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

Also because we were preparing for Shrek's arrival.

Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

*Dr Doofenshmirtz voice* you see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my mother was pushed off a cliff by a pack of dalmatians

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans