animal impressions
"every animal makes that noise with you, phil" šššš
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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$LAYYYTER
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The Stonewall Inn
YOU ARE THE REASON

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animal impressions
"every animal makes that noise with you, phil" šššš

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im literally at a rave right now why am i scrolling through dan and phil tumblr
Dan as a Cat :D
theres a serious lack of space for lesbian sexuality that isnt co-opted by the male gaze. so many times it feels completely acceptable to wish for sweetness and cuddles but the second i say i yearn to fuck a woman, i want to get nasty with another woman... i feel like a predator. maybe because sexual desire for women is only ever seen/depicted as it comes from a man (and that desire is usually predatory..)
why does it feel more acceptable as a bisexual to openly express desire to fuck a man, than it does a woman?

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speaking from experience (dan's version)
"and look who i got" MY HEARTT ššššš
⨠Phanfic Recommendations āØ
Hi, Iām passionate about phanfiction!
Iām also a beta reader for phanfic! FAQ post here. If interested feel free and send me a message! :)
This post however, is about my favorite reads. My personal recommendations are under the cut and are coming from a longtime phannie who enjoys mainly fluff, smut, and some angst. Youāll find a lot of Strangers to Lovers AU and many well known fics from the past because they are rated highly for a reason! My preference is long chaptered fics you can really get lost in. Happy endings required. Not every story will be something someone likes and thatās okay, I just wanted to share the ones that have touched me so dearly and helped me love and celebrate our guys.
If you end up reading any of these stories, please give the writers some love, kudos, and appreciation for all their hard work! This is some goddamn special writing.
Also, if you want to chat about these phanfics message me! I love talking about amazing stories with my friends and fellow phannies. Donāt hesitate to share your own recommendations in comments or reblogs! Iām always looking for new ones to read and I love seeing what other people recommend. FYI these are in no particular order. Hopefully youāll enjoy my list. :)
See below:
Ok but I know we make fun of Dan for making sex jokes about Phil and we tell them like oh TOO MUCH INFO DADS GROSS, what if instead we responded collectively gaslighting Dan that he could never actually pull Phil Lester. Like come ON DUDE you WISH you could tap that š©š© only in your wildest dreams baby face Howell ššš stop hitting on your coworker he clearly isnāt into you š¤š¤š»
(a manifestation post)
I wanna be so skinny that:
- people comment on howĀ ātinyā i am and i can pretend to hate it
- i can be smaller than M and S
- S can pick me up like nothing
- I can be the cute perfect gf that S deserves
- i can sit in chairs with my legs scrunched upĀ
- i can wear cute clothes
- my boobs actually look big not, justĀ ābig bc im fatā
- my mom stops praising my weightloss and starts getting concerned
- thigh high donāt roll down
- i can shop online and stuff will fit
- i can wear tiny bikinis and actually look good, not just rely on myĀ ācurvesā (fat)
OHH my GOD its been years but i lost 50 pounds and literally ALL OF THIS CAME TRUE. EVERY SINGLE THING. holy fuck it rlly feels so good to have everything that I wanted
(a manifestation post)
I wanna be so skinny that:
- people comment on howĀ ātinyā i am and i can pretend to hate it
- i can be smaller than M and S
- S can pick me up like nothing
- I can be the cute perfect gf that S deserves
- i can sit in chairs with my legs scrunched upĀ
- i can wear cute clothes
- my boobs actually look big not, justĀ ābig bc im fatā
- my mom stops praising my weightloss and starts getting concerned
- thigh high donāt roll down
- i can shop online and stuff will fit
- i can wear tiny bikinis and actually look good, not just rely on myĀ ācurvesā (fat)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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he doesnt even know where to take the first bite!
This cat has had enough
(via)
āwoah this one actually has fur!ā same vibes as a girl with short hair braiding long hair
i told myself beginning of october āiāll be skinny for halloweenā
me halloween day
I tried to be sexy this halloween but ugh, i just looked so ugly. i dont even want to show people pictures