pardner

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

naming a drink monster is actually scary as fuck they shouldve named it healing safety drink

they should have named it fat dripping monster cock cum drink with stinky werewolf toes dipped into iit at the factory. energy drink

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over