I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
And notice the potato doesnât guilt you with âif you donât, something horrible will happen.â Potato wouldnât betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isnât convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isnât in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesnât get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.
Be like Potato. Be a good friend.
i know what i want, potato, come through for me!
This brought @slothhands luck last time, maybe it will work for someone this time around!
