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Get a clown to post bail call it a court gesture

“We recommend you use Adobe Acrobat to fill out these forms” how about I hit you with a truck

It’s always “go white boy go!” when it’s time to write then “no white boy not like that” when you actually write something down

My problem is I want to be the absolute best every day all the time of all time forever and always but like…realistically…

At the end of the day I just want to make things

Me to my characters every day: back to the horror dungeon for you!!

Sometimes inspiration is like a mangy red-eyed rat creeping toward you while you stand in a back alley and other times it’s like tying yourself to railroad tracks and waiting for the horn to blare