going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

It's like one of your genders got Thanos snapped

"Bigender, but one of my genders is a ghost"

Help, they think I'm dead when I'm agender

@kaiofthefree get that white boy outta here

We can't 😭 we need one token white boy to keep from getting raided 😭😭😭

Man, why does Kai always get the best kush, what the hell is he talking about, fucking raided. Get raided by who? The British? They already been doing that

IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN THE SAME THING!!!! I JUST REALIZED THAT WE HAD A WORD ASSOCIATION MIX UP BECAUSE TWO AND BI IS TEO ALSO BUT TEO SPITIT DOESN'T MEAN TWO NUMERICALLY NECESSARILY!!! IT'S DIFFERENT! OUR CONVERSATION IS MEANINGLESS!!

"Teo spitit"

Teo spitit

LEVAE ME ALONE

By the way WE DO NOT TELL anyone non-indigenous in the group that we FUCKED UP this immensely, got it? We take this shit to the grave, ESPECIALLY do not tell the white people

Looks like a white person found it @ndn-scara

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

Love the notes on this, there's way too many for me to reblog!

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

drink your coffee. read your books. it's chaos out there.

@briarfox13