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Everytime someone calls weed "the devil's lettuce" I just picture Satan eating a weed salad

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me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

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rawkfist

how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can

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santo-dom-ingo

why commit murder when you can have one of these

come on guys

milieumarch

I’d kill for one of those.

twistedviper

I think you’re missing the point

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skygenders

This fucking show 😂😂

what if we feel pain in some parts of our body 24/7 since we were born but we just accepted it and now we feel nothing and that’s why babies cry so much

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dude

xxplumbeoarchive

what

hayduehfbosis-deactivated202603

the process of digestion is really, really painful, apparently, but our brain just ignores it and constantly dulls the pain. i can’t remember where i read it but i found out a few years ago and it fucked me up.

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this week has been so long and absolutely terrible

life is weird and so unfair and people can be taken away from you at any moment

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victorious

tropicwitch-deactivated20160303

#submit this for best short at the oscars

kumoi-no-hikari

this is that one post that i’ll always reblog

jessicacreepshow-deactivated201

It’s back

oldcalzone-old-deactivated20221

the teacher killin it

mishasminions

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS

thesylverlining

This is literally one of my favorite vines, a masterpiece really and I will always reblog it and it’s just - I love so many just wonderful LOVING TOUCHES about it and it’s

The beautiful facial expressions and flawlessly communicative gestures the likes of which would be at home in my college-level dramatic arts classes

The universal relateability

The technical video and sound editing that’s DIRECTLY on the song beat, absolutely A+ timing and that shit is not easy to do

The amazing dramatic use of slow-motion that tells like - this is some Shakespearean drama story - conflict, BETRAYAL, this is Julias Caeser, this is The Iliad

The freaking teacher being in on it and being convinced to shake it down now

leauxgan

in case nobody’s seen the sequel:

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Life is so unfair

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THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

shortlesbian

I had to read like five times to understand

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kaijutegu

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

vetmedirl

the gecko has spoken

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xj9kin-deactivated20150425

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

its-a-joke-mkay

Dude it’s from spongebob

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