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SHORT HIATUS NOTICE
i’ve been mia a little on this blog recently, and as i have a bunch of family stuff to do this weekend i don’t see that changing SO i’m going on a very quick little hiatus. i should be back by tuesday but i’ll let y’all know if i’m gonna ( unfortunately ) be longer!
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Your history is written in blood and bruises.
“love at first sight? aha no you misheard i said love at first fight as in we punched each other until we got tired and decided to bang.”
Gina waves away his comments of cruelty with a flapping hand, like she would if he was bothering her while she was on an important call. “There are plenty of towels. And we could call the front desk for more. You’d be fine.” A teasing smirk on her lips, eyes full of humor. Their banter is as much a critical part of their friendship as anything else.
Amusement colors her tone as she watches him look over the items in the bag she’d just handed him and promises, “There’s not a bomb or anything in there, you know.” Sitting back down on the floor, still avoiding ruining the covers with sweat, she leans back against the bed and closes her eyes to wait for the shower to open.
When her best friend emerges with a cloud of steam, her eyes shoot open as he tosses the towel on the bed, her expression showing just how unimpressed she is by the action. Quickly plucking it off the comforter, she throws it back at him. “You’ll get the covers wet!”
Snatching the bag of toiletries out of his grasp, she breezes past him and into the bathroom. Calling over her shoulder before shutting the door, “Thanks for going first, now I can take as long as I want!”
❝ you’ll get the covers wet. ❞ he repeated in a nasally, mocking version of her voice as he catches the thrown towel. ❝ you sound like you’re my mother, and it’s not very flattering. ❞
❝ hey! ❞ he called out, shock in his voice as she removed the bag from his hand. ❝ maybe i should make you sleep in the shower. seems to me like you deserve it. ❞ he looked down at the towel in his hands and smirked before turning back towards the door so she could hear him. ❝ or maybe i could put my wet towel on your side of the bed. ❞
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LYDIA.
❛ do you need something…john. ❜ // @ervptive
❝ that depends on what kind of mood you’re in. ❞
OOC. tfw you wanna make a new blog but u don’t have ps
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
CLARKE.
“you want to REMOVE it?” an eyebrow raised at that, head tilting just a little as she tried to wrap her head around just how much he seemed to be against being her soulmate. it rubbed her the wrong way, made her want to fight against him, but she kept it under wraps for the moment. tried to look at this logically. “sure — you carve your skin off first.” arms crossed over her chest, eyes rolling as she tried not to take offense to his last words. “do you really think that you’re my first choice for a soulmate? because you’re NOT.”
❝ yes i want to REMOVE it. ❞ he replied, exasperation clear in his voice. this whole situation was a disaster and clarke’s attitude towards it was only making him crazier. why didn’t this seem like a big deal to her? ❝ up until today i didn’t even believe in soulmates and now you’re telling me the only way to get rid of this STUPID mark is to cut off the skin of my wrist? ❞ the roll of her eyes made him clench his fists. he wasn’t sure how someone as infuriating as clarke could be his soulmate. ❝ at least we’re in agreement that this isn’t something we want. ❞
ABIGAIL.
❝ I mean I probably could… but knowing you , you’d probably try and TEST the theory and I’d have to rush you to the ER to get your stomach pumped. so how about you just stop after two , okay ? ❞
❝ how am i supposed to test the limits of the human body if you won’t even tell me what the limits are? c’mon, abby it’ll be so much fun to watch me shove a bunch of greasy cheeseburgers in my face. ❞
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ARWYN.
“ oh, no, no, no. i’m like– the black haired daenerys. the father of dragons, the unburnt, first of his name !! ” he proclaimed with a laugh, hand movements going as he spoke for emphasis to his words. falling back against the couch, he downed the last sleggers of his glass. “ yeah, something’s telling me a dragon’ll be a lot more work than some poodles. but hey !! at least you’d have a cool ass pet that’ll breathe fire on people that fuck you over. ” tacking on the last with a wink, arwyn found himself ENJOYING this. it wasn’t normal for him to go out of his way to speak to someone completely new, someone that he didn’t know in the slightest. but hey, nothing helps social problems like some dutch courage.
amusement danced across murphy’s face at the other boy’s enthusiasm but he didn’t have the heart to tell him that he’d only every seen three episodes of game of thrones. ❝ right, okay. that seems a lot cooler than waking up one day with twenty-seven dragons in your front lawn. ❞ he took another sip from his own cup, remembering the army of toy poodles, and shook his head. ❝ they were some pretty fucking scary poodles. i’m pretty sure one bit off another’s ear while i was there one time. but fire breathing is a unique talent. not sure how useful it would be, however. ❞
We're trapped here.
how do we fix this now? list of angsty relationship starter.
“i’ve messed this up, haven’t i?” “i get it. s/he’s smarter, more attractive.” “all these other women are making me nervous.” “don’t worry, the only one i ever see is you.” “please don’t let go of me. please, never let go.” “do you ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn’t met?” “i’m scared of loving you. i’m scared of hurting you.” “i’m ending this now. i’m ending this before it goes too far.” “this was a mistake. i’m sorry.” “do you really think that?” “i gave you everything.” “i don’t have any feelings left for you.” “just walk away.” “i need you. more than anything.” “you understand me.” “you can’t just leave.” “so this is what it comes down to huh? wasted time & a half empty bottle of vodka — don’t touch the bottle, i’ll say when i’ve had enough.” “don’t touch me!” “she was always first in your eyes.” “i’m sorry for trying.” “in the end, i should have known that you would break me.”
disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:
getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together
curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed
hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks
going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment
getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space
standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again
OOC. when will tumblr gif makers remember that murphy is a delinquent
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”Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…..and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal…Does that answer your question?… Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”
artofroleplaying:
neighbor aus;
you found out i eat the same chinese food from the same takeout place everyday so you now show up at my door every night with dinner wow wanna come in and eat together?
i screamed at your cat because it was sitting on my doormat and you saw and no i dont like cats at all and no im not a dog person either and what? no im not a horrible heartless person wtf no listen come inside and i’ll show you that i actually like fishies and i have 5 aquariums~
LOL you act like such a tough guy but this apartment has thin walls so guess what? i can actually hear you when you watch horror movies and shriek so why do you watch them if u’re scared also do you want me to watch them with you bc i’m never scared
you used to live in ur apartment with your boyfriend until you broke up and he left and now you’re crying on the floor not because he left but because you can’t sleep alone, so um im here???
look stop wearing tiny shorts and coming to my door and asking me to please repair your lights/air conditioner/microwave I SWEAR im not a repair man and also i totally know you’re trying to seduce me
i ran away from home and this is my first time living alone in a dingy run down apartment and you’re my neighbor and you have tattoos and you look scary but i saw you petting a kitten in the road earlier so im hoping you won’t kill me when i show up at your door bc i need a friend?
