My thoughts during the Super Bowl halftime show:
Gaga fucking jumped from the sky bitch.

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Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.
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My thoughts during the Super Bowl halftime show:
Gaga fucking jumped from the sky bitch.

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
If I wasn’t 2 years out of the class, I would send this to my Viking lit professor.
@jimtheviking
Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.
Th-th-th-
THEY HOP
Reblog. Every. Damn. Time. ❤️❤️❤️
I remember when this video first appeared because it was probably the first time I’d come across the concept of a happy settled gay relationship and I really really remember it
This is perfect.
I’ve fallen into Conkus hell and I’m L I V I N G. RK1000 does sound like a neater name tbh.
Connor loves his stronk husband👀👌🏻

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IM NOT DEAD WEEEEW
Did a good art piece of @coco-bean-art ‘s very good bubblebum incubus Destry. He’s the bee’s knees.
I went to D&D Beyond and randomized a character, and this is what i ended up with. This is Devias Bellator. He’s a lvl 2 Wizard\Paladin Tiefling. He’s very strong but not that wise. I love my new child ; u ;
I dunno know about you..but i think Jake is pretty neato. Say what you will of him and your opinion is yours, but hope to be as good of a Junkrat as he is, even if he isn’t the best around.
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My s o n has never looked better👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 For those who don't know, this is my Dungeons and Dragons character. He's a rogue named Alec Chitana and I love him ❤️🖤
BOI you know I’m lovin these two magic dads!
I like to think that whenever Fjord buys Caleb a new book and wants to learn, Caleb just gushes and Fjord just can’t quite follow what he’s saying..but pays attention anyway because he loves to see Caleb so happy and passionate about books and magic.

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I just wanted to show my beautiful sons at least once on here. Both are my take on two of the 7 deadly sins. The first one is Lust and his name is Derek and the second one is Greed and his name is Lucky. Both run casinos in a futuristic Las Vegas. 🤤👌🏻I love my boys
Welcome the two newest high ranking officers of the First Order. After the win at the wrecked star destroyer, these two boys were dubbed “heroes” of the battlefield.
I’m diggin this Star Wars!AU
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Hello random stranger :V
I just saw Ohm’s Star Wars Battlefront video and BOI they killed it as the Empire team. I didn’t make Toonzy red because I’ve got another idea in mind
eheheheheheh *rubs hands evilly*
I decided to do the “Meet the Artist” meme goin around because why not.
There’s more likes than dislikes so I guess that’s cool.

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Just tossing this DnD character I made and hopefully will use in the future
; - ; he’s a Rogue Archer named Alec Chitana and has a hawk companion named Weylin. I hope to draw more of him soon
It ain’t no huntress..but Splicer Ohm will do.
Happy Halloween!!