Live, Love, Laugh

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

the last one

He on the floor screaming like he in a shounen anime

the choke/gurgle sound he made as he went down is fucking priceless

The nigga laid him out and kept walking like he just turned around and looked at shawty and gave her thebgentlest “let’s go.”

HE EVEN DID THE ANIME SCREAM. “KARINNNAAAAAAAAA”

I read the comments and still wasn’t ready for what I saw.

this post, was great

I still aint ready tbh

I think about this post and this specific commentary a lot.

@neondestiny

Every second of this video is hilarious

I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it