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random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ where have you been? “

“ wait, is that my shirt? “

“ … you collect beanie babies? in 2018? “

“ ow! now you have to kiss it better! “

“ hey , is this your phone? i found it on the table over there. “

“ is that naruto fanfiction … again? “

“ i swear to god if you tell anyone about my ao3 account i’m going to punch you right in the throat. “

“ lets go to the beach. “

“ missed me , missed me , now you have to kiss me! “

“ I SAID LET ME LISTEN TO CELINE DION IN THE DARK IN PEACE PLEASE! “

“ i can’t believe we had a whole conversation just in vine references. “

“ so, what are we binge watching tonight? “

“ i bought eight books today … please tell me to stop before i buy eight more. “

“ you fucking ignorant fucking slut! “

“ that’s just wildly inappropriate. “

“ have kids? me? don’t make me laugh. “

“ just leave … just … just leave. “

“ how about fuck you? “

“ anD HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST! “

“ whoa , whoa , whoa …….. whoa , there bucko! “

“ what do you mean you don’t believe in dinosaurs?! “

“ have you lost your mind because i’ll help you find it! “

“ what you looking out there for? jesus could walk through those doors and he wouldn’t be able to help you! “

“ i have a crush on someone out of my league , please help me level up. “

“ impromptu dance party? “

“ so , you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be when you were younger? “

“ i wanna have 100 kids so i can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend. “

❝  MY    WHOLE    LIFE,    I    WAS    DEFINED    BY    SOMETHING.    ALL    MY    LIFE,    ALL    I    WAS    DEFINED    BY    ONE    ACTION,    ONE    MOMENT,    AND    THEN    YOU    SPEND    THE    REST    OF    YOUR    LIFE    TRYING    TO    CHANGE    THAT    LABEL,    TRYING    TO    BE    DIFFERENT    THAN    WHAT    EVERYONE    THINKS.    BUT,    ALSO    DANCING    AROUND    STEREOTYPES    AVOIDING    THEM    AS    BEST    AS    YOU    CAN,    TRYING    TO    MAKE    SURE    YOU    DON’T    FALL    PREY    TO    BOYS,    TO    THE    SAME    PEOPLE    THAT    DEFINE    YOU.    YOU    SPEND    YOUR    WHOLE    LIFE    PROVING    YOU    AREN’T    WHAT    EVERYONE    THINGS,    AVOIDING,    DANCING    AROUND    LIFE,    IT’S    NOT    THE    LIFE    ANYONE    DESERVES.  ❞

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

                       the slightest  rosy hue spread over delicate mocha cheeks as his lips pressed to her forehead. a shy smile made it’s way to her face as her eyes gazed attentively up at the monument of a man. ❛❛ what was that for? ❜❜ she inquired innocently, casually glancing away for a few moments.

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*