It's a crazy world we live in.

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .

“ I never asked you to save me - I asked you to stay. ”

“ You keep saying you’re fine, but I can still see the blood on your hands. ”

“ Don’t touch me. Everyone I love ends up broken. ”

“ I forgave you the first three times. There won’t be a fourth. ”

“ You weren’t there when I needed you most, so why are you here now? ”

“ I stopped counting the days since you left - turns out forever is shorter than I thought. ”

“ All those promises you made sound like lies when I say them out loud. ”

“ I kept your side of the bed empty for a year. It’s time to admit you’re not coming back. ”

“ You look at me like I’m a ghost, but you’re the one who killed us. ”

“ I would have burned the world down for you. You wouldn’t even cross the street. ”

“ Say it. Say you never loved me so I can finally stop hoping. ”

“ The worst part isn’t that you lied - it’s that I still believed you. ”

“ I practiced smiling in the mirror so you wouldn’t notice I’m falling apart. ”

“ You taught me how to trust again. Thanks for the lesson. ”

“ Every time you walk away, a piece of me goes with you. ”

“ I didn’t lose you. You threw me away the moment someone better came along. ”

“ Stop apologizing. The damage is already done. ”

“ I still reach for you in my sleep and wake up colder than before. ”

“ You said ‘forever’ like it was easy. ”

“ I keep replaying the last time you said my name, trying to hear love in it. ”

“ The silence after you left is louder than any fight we ever had. ”

“ I was ready to die for you. You weren’t even willing to live for me. ”

“ Tell me where it hurts, so I know where to stop touching. ”

“ You moved on so fast I didn’t even get the chance to miss you properly. ”

“ I built my whole world around you, and you just walked out the door without looking back. ”

“ The worst lies are the ones we tell ourselves to survive loving you. ”

“ I finally deleted your number. My phone still autocorrects ‘I’m sorry’ to your name. ”

“ You weren’t the villain - you were just cruel with good intentions. ”

“ I hate that I still check if you’re okay when I’m the one bleeding. ”

“ We didn’t break up. We slowly tore each other apart until there was nothing left to save. ”

“ You said you’d never make me cry. Look at me now. ”

“ I keep the voicemail you left the night everything fell apart. I’ve listened to it so many times I know your pauses by heart. ”

“ Loving you feels like drowning in slow motion while you stand on the shore. ”

“ I wasn’t enough to make you stay, but I was enough to make you feel guilty about leaving. ”

“ You came back like nothing happened, but I’m still picking up pieces you don’t even see. ”

“ I stopped leaving the porch light on. You never noticed anyway. ”

“ The saddest part is I still defend you when people ask why I’m not over it. ”

“ You didn’t just break my heart - you broke my ability to believe anyone else. ”

“ I finally understand why you always said ‘don’t get attached.’ You never planned on staying. ”

“ Every happy memory we had now feels like evidence in a crime scene. ”

“ I wish I could hate you. It would hurt less than this. ”

“ You keep asking what you can do to fix this. Start by going back in time. ”

“ I smiled in all the photos so no one would know you were destroying me behind them. ”

“ The hardest part of letting go is realizing you let go first. ”

“ I still flinch when someone says your name like it’s a curse. ”

“ You weren’t a chapter - you were the whole book, and now it’s on fire. ”

“ I didn’t lose feelings. They were murdered, slowly, every time you chose not to choose me. ”

“ I hope one day you look for me in a crowded room and feel what I feel every single day. ”

“ You walked away like it was easy, but I’m still here trying to remember how to breathe without you. ”

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ i think you have the wrong number. ”  

“ it happens. ”  

“ take it easy. ”  

“ i’m sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number. ”  

“ wait, wait, don’t hang up. ”  

“ i wanna talk to you for a second. ”  

“ why don’t you wanna talk to me ? ”  

“ you tell me your name, i’ll tell you mine. ”  

“ what’s that noise ? ”  

“ do you like scary movies ? ”  

“ what’s your favourite scary movie ? ”  

“ i like that movie, it was scary. ”  

“ the first one was but the rest sucked. ”  

“ you got a boyfriend ? ”  

“ you wanna ask me out on a date ? ”  

“ i wanna know who i’m looking at. ”  

“ that’s not what you said. ”  

“ i thought we were gonna go out. ”  

“ don’t hang up on me. ”  

“ you _________ again, i’ll gut you like a fish, understand ? ”  

“ is this some kind of joke ? ”  

“ can you handle that ? ”  

“ i am two seconds away from calling the police. ”  

“ you should never say ‘who’s there ?’  don’t you watch scary movies ? it’s a death wish. ”  

“ you’ve had your fun. ”  

“ or else what ? ”  

“ i’m getting scared, i’m shakin’ in my boots. ”  

“ i wouldn’t do that if i were you ! ”  

“ i wanna play a game. ”  

“ here’s how we play.  i ask a question, if you get it right ?  they live. ”  

“ come on, it’ll be fun. ”  

“ we can’t stop now. ”  

“ i’m sorry, that’s the wrong answer ! ”  

“ you tricked me. ”  

“ hey, we’re not finished yet. ”  

“ i heard screaming. ”  

“ close call. ”  

“ it occurred to me that i’ve never snuck through your bedroom window. ”  

“ the exorcist was on, got me thinking of you. ”  

“ see what you do to me ? ”  

“ i appreciate the romantic gesture. ”  

“ my god, you’re just a tease. ”  

“ they’re interrogating the entire school. ”  

“ the killer could easily be female. ”  

“ how do you gut someone ? ”  

“ what are you saying, that i killed them ? ”  

“ i’m gonna gut your ass in a second, kid. ”  

“ scary night, isn’t it ? ”  

“ it’s like right out of a horror movie or something. ”  

“ i like that thing you’re doing with your voice, it’s sexy. ”  

“ oh come on you know i don’t watch that shit. ”  

“ they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. ”  

“ are you alone in the house ? ”  

“ the question isn’t ‘who am i ?’ the question is where am i ? ”  

“ oh yeah ?  well i call your bluff. ”  

“ can you see me right now ? ”  

“ do you wanna die, _____ ? ”  

“ the killer’s here he’s in the house. ”  

“ i didn’t do it. ”  

“ super bitch, you are so cool. ”  

“ he was destined to have a flaw, i knew he was too perfect. ”  

“ it’s never gonna stop, is it ? ”  

“ you’re not so sure anymore, are you ? ”  

“ nice welt, sweetie. ”  

“ this is a mistake, i shouldn’t be here. ”  

“ someone was there, someone tried to kill me. ”  

“ i think it’s time you got over that. ”  

“ i am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence. ”  

“ fairness would be to rip ( your / their ) insides out, hang ( you / them ) from a tree so we can expose ( you / them ) for the heartless, desensitized little shit that ( you / they ) are. ”  

“ homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression. ”  

“ you are pathetic. ”  

“ you’re not supposed to be here. ”  

“ i’m so buff i got you covered, girl. ”  

“ you’re such a little lapdog. ”  

“ he’s got killer printed all over his forehead. ”  

“ everybody’s a suspect. ”  

“ how do we know you’re not the killer ? ”  

“ what would be your motive ? ”  

“ whenever he touches me i just can’t relax. ”  

“ sorry, i didn’t mean to scare you. ”  

“ should i be worried ? ”  

“ you wanna play psycho-killer ? can i be the helpless victim ? ”  

“ please don’t kill me mr ghostface, i wanna be in the sequel. ”  

“ first time for everything. ”  

“ i’ve been selfish. ”  

“ this isn’t a movie. ”  

“ only virgins can do that, don’t you know the rules ? ”  

“ there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. ”  

“ i don’t think you’re that bad. ”  

“ we all go a little mad sometimes. ”  

“ what’s the matter ?  you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ”  

“ did they ever decide why hannibal lecter liked to eat people ? don’t think so. ”  

“ it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ”  

“ now you gotta die, those are the rules. ”  

“ i guess i got a little too zealous, huh ? ”  

“ give me the knife. ”  

“ movies don’t create psychos, movies make psychos more creative. ”  

“ i’m feelin’ woozy here ! ”  

“ uh - houston, we have a problem here. ”  

“ works better without the safety on. ”  

“ i think i’m dyin’ here man. ”  

“ peer pressure, i’m far too sensitive. ”  

“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”  

“ i always had a thing for ya. ”  

“ in your dreams. ”  

“ i never thought i’d be so happy to be a virgin. ”