username misleading

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

what day in march sylvia,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sylvia please,,,,,,,,,,,what day in march

who added a hard hat to the pfp

OSHA compliant

traumatized fictional man with dubious morals I'd like to fuck

i am tired of people tagging this with weak shit like "uwu i wouldnt fuck him but i would hold his hand maybe" no fuck off this post is for horny bitches only

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

Lincoln Lincoln

“Can I romance the horrible elf man who looks like a raisin” is all fun and games until Rahadin is supposedly plotting to put Nimalia on the throne!!!! Hot damn. Teddy romanced strahd and bork and all she got was this trauma. Nim might be winning here

I’m, uh, gonna need that dream clip whenever you get a chance. For reasons.

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

Oh look, it’s me.